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« on: April 14, 2007, 06:37:49 PM »
Chapter one
One day, if for no reason at all, Wario jumped out of his castle and brushed his armpits.
"Ah, it's so great that I don't have to get two brushes for my pits and my teeth! I wonder why other people don't use one brush to brush them both?"
Waluigi came out from the darkness of his brother's home and stared at the sun. His eyes burned with every minute he continued to look. He brushed the sleep from his eyes and smacked his brow.
"What an idiot," he sneered. "Why am I forced to live with that guy?"
Wario turned around and noticed the name carved into the brush he was using to clean his pits. Even though he couldn't read, he still recognized the name.
"Oops! This isn't mine! It's yours, Waluigi! Here ya go," Wario said with a smile.
Waluigi pulled a hair from the gap in his two front teeth. "Of course......."
Wario stared at his brother confused. "Well, aren't ya gonna yell and scream at me? You always do that when I touch yer stuff!"
"Wario," said Waluigi, "I've stopped caring for all the crap you put me through each day. I'm moving out of here this instant and living my life alone."
Waluigi went inside and ran up stairs, grumbling to himself the whole time. He opened the door, tossed his clothing into a strange bag and slowly climbed back down. He noticed Wario was drooling all over himself.
"Oh yeah. He forgets how to breath if I'm not around to tell him." He took a few more steps away.
"..........this might come back to haunt me.........but what the heck? I've had enough anyway."
Waluigi left the perimeter of Wario's castle, and kept on walking. He didn't care where he was going, he just wanted out.
Wario was left with a blank look on his face. Lord knows if he knew what had happened at that moment.
"I-I......egh.........ugh.........." was all he could say. Just then, he sprang right up off the ground and raised his right hand which held the brush.
"Ah, it's so great that I don't have to get two brushes for my pits and my teeth! I wonder why other people don't use one brush to brush them both?" Wario began to brush his pits as if he had forgotten that Waluigi had left.
"Waluigi! Waluigi? Where are ya, buddy?" Wario searched up and down his castle looking for Waluigi, but he couldn't seem to locate his brother. Just when he was about to give up hope, Wario found a note, hanging from the fridge. It said:
"Dear Wario,
I know these past years have been some of the best of your life, and you may feel that you and I share a bond that only true brothers could ever hold. Well we don't. I hate you with every follicle of my being. You eat my food, steal my stuff and drive me crazy. I think it's time that we go our seperate ways and live seperate lives. Yes, you may feel sad, but trust me........with your memory, you should forget this ever happened in about.......I dunno, mabey 3 seconds? I bid you adieu, dear brother and...........wait a second, you can't even read! I've waisted nearly 3 minutes of my life writing this letter. Well, whatever. You might die soon because I think you don't remember how to breathe unless I'm there to tell you. See you in the next life, sucker! -Waluigi."
Wario stared at the letter.
"I'm hungry," he said and threw the letter in the garbage can.
"What is there to eat? Oh, I know! I know! Burgers! Wait, where are the burgers? Hey Waluigi, can you help me find the burgers? Waluigi? Waluigi?"
Will Wario ever find his burgers? What will he use to cook them with? Will he forget how to breathe? You'll just have to keep reading!