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Mario Chat / Re: Toad gender
« on: November 22, 2014, 09:05:32 PM »
I'm kinda annoyed "omg Toad are teh genderless" is treated as a fact when Hayashida's statement is actually a lot more ambiguous. Quoting a friend:

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Frankly, that article has problems. Only three direct quotes were provided. One explicitly put the kibosh on Toad and Toadette being siblings ("But I think what I can say is that Toadette and Toad are not siblings -- perhaps it would be more accurate to say they are adventure pals. And that’s certainly true here [in Captain Toad]"), but the one about Toad genders is actually a lot more ambiguous than the article's writer leads us to believe: "This is maybe a little bit of a strange story, but we never really went out of our way to decide on the sex of these characters, even though they have somewhat gendered appearances" - that's all we can be sure that Koichi Hayashida said, and frankly, that sounds like like Nintendo's stance on Toad genders is "lol idk", not "nope, no genders, they just take on gendered roles" (whatever the hell that even means). And really, given Nintendo's fondness for whitewashing plot and making things ambiguous (i.e. "Toad and Toadette are not siblings"), "lol idk" actually seems like a much more believable stance than what the article's writer's proposing.

I wish Gamespot would post the actual interview. The full context and content of what the dude said would make the whole thing a lot more credible . The third and final quote isn't even understandable without the article text framing it: "Hayashida clarified that Toads are not mushrooms at all, but the resemblance and nomenclature is too uncanny not to wonder. “This particular riddle might stay unsolved,” Hayashida said. “That’s one of the great mysteries of the Mario universe.”" - seeing as the paragraph above that was acting like one mushroom eating another mushroom is cannibalism, maybe all he was saying is that they're not the same as Super Mushrooms and whatnot.

Hell, the whole cannibalism is idiotic nonsense. If one species of mushroom (i.e. a Toad or Goomba) is a cannibal for eating a completely unrelated species (i.e. a Super Mushroom or a 1-Up Shroom), then you might as say we're cannibals for eating unrelated species of mammals like cows or pigs. That's not how that word works.

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Mario Chat / Max Landis' Super Mario Brothers
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:26:05 PM »
U.S screenwriter Max Landis (best known for the movie Chronicles and the Spider-Man fanfic The Shocker:Legit) recently made public an abortive 436 pages (!) script for a Mario movie feat. Banjo-Kazooie cameos, Wario reimagined as a slavist named "Wallace" and um, just read it.



Still, beats ColonelKr's, I guess?

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Video Game Chat / Re: Desura
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:51:41 AM »
A digital game storefront primarily focused on quote-unquote indie games.

I think I downloaded SkyRogue from there. Does that count?

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I normally hate JRPGs but TTYD is some fine wine. It's better everytime I replay it.

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Mario Chat / Re: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread
« on: October 03, 2014, 11:44:59 AM »
Nah, most of the generics are humens or G&W-style silhouettes.

The DIC cartoon trilogy is set in the same universe as G.I. Joe, Transformers, Inhumanoids, Spiral Zone, COPS, Centurions, Sky Commanders and oh my god what the hell am I typing

I've got an infographic lined up. Just so you wait..!

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Takes America (Canceled CDi game)
« on: September 16, 2014, 06:39:08 PM »
I was aware of Mario Takes America's existence, but I had no idea about the CIBC (potentially) seizing the game's assets, and those production photos are definitely new. Crazy stuff!

(as someone who created its Mariowiki page that rounded up most of the material cited in that Unseen 64 article before the game was widely known, I... don't know how to feel about the complete lack of kudos, though)

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Mario Chat / Re: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread
« on: August 30, 2014, 07:59:13 AM »
Now explain how the Whomp King is alive again in Mario Party 3 and Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Super Mario Galaxy 2's thorwback galaxy is a space dust-induced fever dream by Mario. Mario Party 3 isn't canon.

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Video Game Chat / Re: E Tree 2K14
« on: June 15, 2014, 07:56:58 AM »
Extreme Pugilist Fraternity.

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Mario Chat / Re: MPBR reveals new Mario Party 3 competitive rules
« on: May 26, 2014, 01:40:06 PM »
You must have crap google-fu. They played Mario Party 3 at EVO.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Kart 8
« on: April 30, 2014, 04:44:15 PM »
Pink Gold Peach (not a shop).

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Kart 8
« on: April 30, 2014, 04:22:13 PM »
It's hard to get upset about the roster (especially in something where it's as inconsequential as Mario Kart) when everything else about the game looks fantastic, though I do admit the silly part of me is dissapointed this isn't the game to debut WarioWare characters :/.

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Latest News / Re: Yoshi's New Island release date announced
« on: March 17, 2014, 04:46:26 PM »
The music tracks that aren't merely an unimaginative arrangement of the same boring tune sound like a baboon mating ritual.

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Game Blog / Re: Come On, Come On... Do the Donkey Kong...
« on: March 17, 2014, 04:41:37 PM »
This is barely related to the conversation at hand, but that dramatic reading is the best thing I've ever experienced in my entire life

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General Chat / Re: Stuck in your head?
« on: March 16, 2014, 06:17:46 AM »
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, radioactive Spider-Man...

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Latest News / Re: Yoshi's New Island release date announced
« on: March 14, 2014, 07:50:39 AM »
The final box battle  is a microcosm of all of Nintendo's recent issue with badstalgia. And lol[wtd] @ the ending.

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