To play as Baby Wario:
Before you put in the SM64 cartrige, spoon 12 cans of baby food, then put in the cartrige, turn on your system, and a Baby Wario should pop out of your system, and he will say "CHANGE MY DIAPER!!" do what he commands 50 times, and pick his nose 45 times, then he will dissapear turning all your food into the dirty diapers that you forgot to throw away, you must then only eat the diapers for food for one week the next morning you will throw up on your N64 causing you to get some new disease for bad eye sight, hearing problems, so when you restart your system, when it starts you should hear that dreaded Baby Wario voice, choose any file and ta-da!! you can play as Baby Wario the controls are control stick to scoot your fat old diaper around, A to fart on enemies, B to jump 2 inches high, c-stick to look inside that poopified body, L to hop 2 inches off the ground and then B to pound the ground with your diaper, R look through the eyes of the discusto-baby, Z to hypnotize you into coming up to the screen only 2 inches away from the screen and make yourself completly blind, and bang your head staight into the window, and I guess you'll die, thinking "Wow, I guess I should never take a fake cheat seriously!"
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.