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mario_luigifan104

  • Mr. Bump
« on: March 31, 2006, 06:41:55 PM »
I got to thinking about this thread where you can make up a fictitious disease of some sort. Be sure to put it's symptoms and what causes it and how to get rid of it as well. Have fun!

I'll start:
 Koopa's Disease[/u

Caused by a long exposure to koopa's and battling them.

Symptoms:
Fever
Long Tail
Spikes on top of head
Brown Hump on back resembling that of a shell

This disease can be treated simply by avoding contact w/ future koopas and drinking lots of juice and eating vegetables.
I see poop.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2006, 07:48:27 PM »
Death
Symptoms: Loss of life.
Death can be caused by many things, including but not limited to severe injuries or other diseases.
Treatment: None.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2006, 10:27:38 PM »
The 12-Gauge Disease

Caused by reading to many of PaperLuigi's terrible stories.


Symptoms:

The urge to grab a shotgun and blow that sucker away.
The ability to locate PaperLuigi and shoot him.
Succeeding in finding PaperLuigi and...........


Hi, I'm PaperLuigi's brother. I'll take over from here, since he's, well.......

This disease can be treated if you just stay away from PL. Period.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Blue Toad

« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2006, 10:45:14 PM »
The Crazy Go Nuts Disease.

Symptons include: 
~Running about while making strange yelping sounds.
~Claiming outrageous achievements (such as inventing the walnut).
~The tendancy to sniff people's pants.
~The licking of inatimate objects.

Treatment includes:
~Being hit over the head with a hammer until something happens.
~Removal of the brain.
~Being killed always works too.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2006, 10:31:12 AM »
Paramorphitis

Caused by exposure to rabid Koopa Paratroopa

Symptoms
~Sprout a winged shell.
~Intelligence decrease

Treatment
~Have an Italian plumber jump on your head twice.  Once to discard the wings, second to discard the shell.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

GiftedGirl

« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2006, 10:51:26 AM »
Guinea-itis

Symptoms:
~ Furry face
~ Short floppy ears
~ Elongated teeth
~ A tendancy to squeal
~ Craving for carrots

Cure:
Have someone throw a real guinea pig at you. If worse comes to worse, just live with it. It's not fatal... yet.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Pt_Peach

« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2006, 03:56:39 PM »
Linksession

Caused by a looking at various pictures of Link and playing every single LoZ game.

Symptoms:
You speak of Link in every sentence
You have pictures of him on your desktop, as your screensaver
You have made up a special day for him.

This disease can be treated my avoiding contact with anything Zelda or Link related.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2006, 03:58:53 PM »
I bet Hyrulian has had to deal with that disease.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2006, 04:07:34 PM »
I'm sure I'm dealing with it as well.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

dude677

« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2006, 03:01:13 PM »
Mushroomkingdom Virus
Caused by going to the FF too much.

Symptoms:
Obbessive use of computer.
Singing Deezer the Snowman in your sleep.
Bags under eyes from not getting sleep.
Fire in eyes after large flame war.
Also see: Deezerphlumbob, Saphesiles, MaxVanilian, dude677isosis, and Yoshisaures Rexpocs, and other diseases of that manner.
Most Wishy-Washy

Khold

« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2006, 03:12:17 PM »
Khold

-Cause- A severe case of the 'cold'.
-Symptoms- Get cold aura breath; lose ability to feel cold; shoot ice from your hands; freeze anything on touch.
-Cure- Why would you want to cure this? Long enough exposure to fire or heat.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2006, 03:28:32 PM »
Is the freezing anything on touch... voluntary?

HakunaMatata-enza

Symptoms:

- Spontaneously singing Hakuna Matata.
- Thinking you have no worries.
- Umm... SHAWN!
- Turning into either a warthog or a meerkat.

Cure:

Seclude yourself from the world. (ei: become a hermit)
« Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 04:23:02 PM by GiftedGirl »
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Pt_Peach

« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2006, 03:32:10 PM »
I want that disease, Khold. Seems cool. Verrrry cool.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2006, 05:28:10 PM »
F-Virus

Like the T-Virus, except you fart.

Symptoms:
- consuming the flesh of the living
- farting

Cure:
Stop eating beans!
every

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2006, 05:31:45 PM »
the F-Virus?  w00t!
Regards, Uncle Dolan
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