Author Topic: Ever Had a Crush on a Fictional Character? (Read 23113 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **on:** July 26, 2011, 04:18:17 PM »

You know the drill. Same as the other thread, but more... general. Of course, in the case of characters from live action works, it might be a bit harder to tell whether it's the character or the actor that is "teh hawt." Maybe both.

Anyway, Amy Pond (Karen Gillan). She's Scottish, she's a redhead... she's a Scottish redhead. That's pretty awesome of her. (One of those cases where there is probably significant overlap)

TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:55:47 PM »

Red hair is underrated.

Weegee · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:25:01 PM »

Natural red hair, particularly when sported alongside freckles and a pale complexion, is a sign of psychopathy.

Trust me.

A · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:43:00 PM »

Psycopathy is underrated.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2011, 07:45:09 PM »

You guys can post in here, too, y'know

Weegee · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:31:15 PM »

Say, could someone be a doll and pull up Mr. Wiggles' Vidya Harem template for me? I wouldn't mind trying to bang one out.

(hurrr)

Jake · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:34:10 AM »

Weegee · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »

Hawt.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2012, 08:47:44 AM »

Chocobo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2012, 05:39:19 PM »

I might have had a crush on a fictional character at one point in time. In my defense, however, it was a mutual thing. I'm pretty sure.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2012, 04:19:39 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on August 13, 2011, 08:31:15 PM

Say, could someone be a doll and pull up Mr. Wiggles' Vidya Harem template for me? I wouldn't mind trying to bang one out.

(hurrr)

Here you go pleb that cannot use reverse Google image search.

I have no use for it anymore.

Weegee · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2012, 07:21:04 PM »

BP · « **Reply #13 on:** June 07, 2012, 02:46:52 AM »

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on August 13, 2011, 07:45:09 PM

[picture of Rapunzel]

First off, I haven't seen the movie or paid a whole lot of attention to the promotional stuff. It doesn't happen to me all that often but when I first saw this picture I was struck very abruptly and very hard with the uncanny valley. Not kidding. The eyes and teeth are horrifying. CGI movies reeeeally need to dial back the trend of putting photorealistic textures on exaggerated toon models. It's creepy.

Weegee · « **Reply #14 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:18:28 PM »

Funny thing is, she'd have almost human proportions if not for the eyes.

The Chef · « **Reply #15 on:** June 07, 2012, 03:19:55 PM »

@ BP:

Turtle picked a particularly bad still. Most of the time Rapunzel actually looks pretty hot. :P

Weegee · « **Reply #16 on:** June 07, 2012, 04:32:28 PM »

Too flat.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2012, 05:06:37 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on June 03, 2012, 07:59:40 PM

This man still knows what he's t--

*Chef'd*

WEEGEE, STOP YOUR MISOGYNING

The Chef · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2012, 05:26:51 PM »

It also doesn't help that he's straight-out not funny.

Weegee · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2012, 07:54:48 PM »

It's merely a statement regarding my personal preference. Would a chic-- er, a girl be a misandrist to point out the irrefutable fact that I have a small penis?

Anyway, aren't dilated pupils a telltale sign of drug abuse?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2012, 11:49:20 AM »

Quote from: Weegee on June 07, 2012, 07:54:48 PM

misandrist

Ah, so that's what that word means.

Ghost Blade Wielder · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:27:48 PM »

Well...

yes. All the time. Infact, I get more crushes on fictional characters than I do real life boys.

There's Ryoga from Ranma, Sesshomaru from InuYasha, Yoite from Nabari No Ou..the list goes on and on.

Weegee · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2012, 10:54:41 PM »

No, I don't have a crush on Akinator.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2012, 05:54:07 PM »

So, how dedi cated are you guys?

Markio · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2012, 11:20:26 PM »

I guess Fitzwilliam Darcy has his merits.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2012, 05:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Wiggles on July 24, 2012, 05:54:07 PM

So, how dedi cated are you guys?

Am I meant to shoop these, or find pertinent screengrabs/character art?

Weegee · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:21:20 PM »

Find your waifu in each hairstyle for the first. Not sure what you're meant to do with the second, though.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:24:21 PM »

Oh snap, I didn't realize there was a second link.

BP · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:25:14 PM »

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mZ2ROsHc8" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mZ2ROsHc8</a>

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2012, 09:39:51 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on August 14, 2012, 06:21:20 PM

Find your waifu in each hairstyle for the first. Not sure what you're meant to do with the second, though.

Leave it to a canadian to have not watched that one Simpsons episode.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #30 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:41:54 PM »

I can wreck to this.

Props to Turtlekid's blog, and then whoever pirated it before that.

Weegee · « **Reply #31 on:** December 12, 2012, 05:18:52 PM »

I'd wreck that.

Ghost Blade Wielder · « **Reply #32 on:** December 13, 2012, 10:28:18 PM »

Yeah, a girl in armor is always hot. :p

TheColonelKR · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2012, 11:48:18 PM »

Quote from: LilKitten on December 13, 2012, 10:28:18 PM

Yeah, a girl in armor is always hot. :p

Speaking of which, I've noticed there's something about strong, independent female heroes that makes them both symbols of female independence and objects of visual pleasure. Just look at Pam Grier or Lara Croft: they have breasts the size of your head, but they have all the skills needed to be 007. As a film student, I find such ambiguous portrayals to be very fascinating.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2012, 11:49:46 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on December 12, 2012, 02:41:54 PM

I can wreck to this.

Ironic that she's voiced by a lesbian.

The Chef · « **Reply #35 on:** December 14, 2012, 02:34:52 AM »

Quote from: TheColonelKR on December 13, 2012, 11:48:18 PM

I've noticed there's something about strong, independent female heroes that makes them both symbols of female independence and objects of visual pleasure.

I wonder what that could be too....

Quote from: PaperLuigi on December 13, 2012, 11:49:46 PM

Ironic that she's voiced by a lesbian.

The character clearly isn't, considering she was about to get married to a male hunk, then married Fix-It Felix in the end.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #36 on:** December 14, 2012, 02:45:18 AM »

Quote from: The Chef on December 14, 2012, 02:34:52 AM

The character clearly isn't

TheColonelKR · « **Reply #37 on:** December 14, 2012, 01:20:56 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on December 14, 2012, 02:34:52 AM

I wonder what that could be too....

Pointing out that I used the same word twice in the same sentence should be the LEAST of your concerns. Maybe you should drop out of animation school and be a newspaper editor.

Seriously, in all the time we've known each other, you've only speak to me when you want to say something mean, snarky, sarcastic, or critical. It's like you're preprogrammed just to hate me now no matter what I say.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #38 on:** December 14, 2012, 02:16:24 PM »

I think his "snarky" behavior is fueled by your butthurt. Seriously, stop responding and I guarantee he'll stop eventually.

TheColonelKR · « **Reply #39 on:** December 14, 2012, 03:35:26 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2012, 02:16:24 PM

I think his "snarky" behavior is fueled by your butthurt. Seriously, stop responding and I guarantee he'll stop eventually.

I really hope so.

Weegee · « **Reply #40 on:** December 14, 2012, 03:50:29 PM »

Quote from: LilKitten on December 13, 2012, 10:28:18 PM

Yeah, a girl in armor is always hot. :p

The only thing hotter is a girl not in armour.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #41 on:** December 14, 2012, 04:34:46 PM »

no because then she would be cold

WarpRattler · « **Reply #42 on:** December 14, 2012, 05:37:19 PM »

Like Sejuani, right?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #43 on:** December 14, 2012, 06:27:57 PM »

I almost forgot she exists.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #44 on:** December 14, 2012, 07:49:56 PM »

Like the rest of the playerbase, right?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** December 14, 2012, 08:05:03 PM »

Right. I've seen her get used twice in my entire League career and both times I was playing Dominion.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #46 on:** December 14, 2012, 08:08:59 PM »

Only ten champs less popular than her, according to lolking.net.

(I saw her used more than twice in the time I was playing, but that was a while ago.)

Ogres Have Layers · « **Reply #47 on:** December 18, 2012, 12:31:06 AM »

Princess Fiona

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #48 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:06:44 AM »

dat file name

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #49 on:** December 18, 2012, 09:49:28 AM »

It was only a matter of time.

Incidentally, though, while I've never formed any strong opinions on Fiona, I'm always distressed at how many Cameron Diaz haters there are.

Weegee · « **Reply #50 on:** December 18, 2012, 03:26:27 PM »

Real men like Fiona in ogre form.

Luigison · « **Reply #51 on:** December 18, 2012, 05:29:39 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on June 07, 2012, 07:54:48 PM

It's merely a statement regarding my personal preference. Would a chic-- er, a girl be a misandrist to point out the irrefutable fact that I have a small penis?

Anyway, aren't dilated pupils a telltale sign of drug abuse?

It could also be a sign of sexual arousal: http://www.livescience.com/22120-eyes-reveal-sexual-orientation.html

For those that didn't know, the image above is actually from a Wikipedia page on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mydriasis

"Strong sexual arousal can often lead to very enlarged pupils..."

Now Weegee's post seems even more creepy.

Weegee · « **Reply #52 on:** December 18, 2012, 08:47:47 PM »

What can I say? I have a way with the Disney ladies.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #53 on:** November 04, 2013, 10:23:22 AM »

Quote from: Weegee on April 30, 2013, 03:15:29 PM

AND NOW... THE WAIFU REPORT

The Chef · « **Reply #54 on:** November 04, 2013, 12:38:11 PM »

Brian must have a fetish for planetary genocide.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #55 on:** November 05, 2013, 12:51:54 AM »

Well, it's not like he's likely to ever see Power Girl adapted to film. Gotta work with what's there.

That said, Amy Adams is in the same movie, so I can't fathom this particular preference!

Godot · « **Reply #56 on:** November 05, 2013, 06:53:18 PM »

The answer is probably yes for everyone.

Pity her main outfit makes her look like a stripmunk

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #57 on:** November 05, 2013, 07:26:16 PM »

I'm honestly too busy to bother with a "nuts" joke tonight.

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on November 05, 2013, 12:51:54 AM

Amy Adams is in the same movie, so I can't fathom this particular preference!

Redheads are good, but badass ravenhairs are better.

Weegee · « **Reply #58 on:** November 05, 2013, 08:17:47 PM »

I'd electrocute her with my telephone wire.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #59 on:** November 07, 2013, 12:11:47 AM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on November 05, 2013, 07:26:16 PM

I'm honestly too busy to bother with a "nuts" joke tonight.
Redheads are good, but badass ravenhairs are better.