Author Topic: If your username was a company... (Read 7440 times)

TEM · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:34:19 PM »

Futurist mega-corp with more power than most nations. Specializes in energy weapons manufacturing, large-scale outsourced mercenary work, and hostile takeovers of lesser corporations/countries.

Weegee · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2011, 06:12:38 PM »

Oh, like Wal-Mart?

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:19:14 PM »

laxative/stool softener combo manufacturer

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2011, 07:57:09 PM »

I'm not a company, but a locally-owned pet store that sells reptiles and amphibians.

Weegee · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2011, 08:27:50 PM »

...to the exotic-food market across the street.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2011, 08:42:44 PM »

Once they pay me, I don't care what they do with the animal.

The Chef · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2011, 09:31:13 PM »

I'm that truck that delivers baked goods to local stores.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2011, 01:35:28 AM »

I'm the guy who undertakes a suicide mission to take down TEM Corporation, Ltd. from the inside by systematically destroying their forces using an experimental ship made from their own stolen blueprints.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 04, 2011, 07:45:44 AM »

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

TEM · « **Reply #24 on:** August 04, 2011, 05:43:32 PM »

Quote from: WarpRattler on August 04, 2011, 01:35:28 AM

I'm the guy who undertakes a suicide mission to take down TEM Corporation, Ltd. from the inside by systematically destroying their forces using an experimental ship made from their own stolen blueprints.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 04, 2011, 07:50:28 PM »

I do corrective eye surgery.

Guaranteed to work within the first seven times

or I'll do it an eighth time.

Weegee · « **Reply #26 on:** August 04, 2011, 08:29:21 PM »

Aren't the Cross-Eyed Seven a bluegrass band from Kentucky?

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2011, 08:40:16 PM »

They were, but the lead singer left and took all the instruments with them, so they opened up their own medical practice.

Alisbet · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2011, 12:24:00 PM »

Quote from: TEM on August 01, 2011, 05:34:19 PM

Futurist mega-corp with more power than most nations. Specializes in energy weapons manufacturing, large-scale outsourced mercenary work, and hostile takeovers of lesser corporations/countries.

That sounds interesting in my opinion.

The Chef · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:43:28 PM »

You must be going by some off-world definition of the term "interesting". :P