My parents were talking about how our family is now the assistant pastor at our church, meaning that we should start getting there a little earlier. Something happened in between there, and suddenly I was Ben Bailey (although I was watching in third-person view), but instead of driving the Cash Cab, I was driving the Cash Bus. Also, I wasn't driving. I wasn't totally Ben Bailey. Sometimes I was, but not for driving. Every time we drove past another bus or a cable car or something, we just barely missed them, because our turning radius was so big.
Somewhere in there, I was on Wikipedia, looking at a picture of an airplane. On a whim, I looked at its discussion page, and someone there was showing off a picture, saying that he "had never expected it to become Vince V. Vivacious" (in here, vivacious was apparently supposed to mean controversial). It was taller than it was wide; apparently it had been rotated. There was an airplane body going straight up and down in the center of the frame, and coming in from the right side was the head and shoulders of a guy I know with long hair, and the hair was being swept by the wind from the plane -- I can't remember now whether it was being swept up or down (relative to the orientation of the picture). Probably down. So the guy said he wanted this picture classified as "Parodies of 'Face of God'", referring to the Sistine Chapel bit. Someone else said that another picture pretty much obsoleted it. Another guy said that if the picture were flipped upside down, it could depict someone going to heaven. A theological debate started (or had started in the past; I was just scrolling down through the discussion page). Finally, at the bottom, someone said "Why can't people just accept that science says there's no God?" I thought to myself "Well, that's not very scientific, demanding that people accept what you think whether they're convinced by your arguments or not." Then I thought of the time Ann Coulter said that the difference between liberals' insults and conservatives' insults is that "Our insults are true."
Some other stuff happened, and then I was watching Nute Gunray and some other guys that look like him sitting in some kind of room in a cargo ship on the surface of a planet. Some other guy, who I can't remember looking like anyone in particular, was their leader. The whole group was talking about ways they could theoretically violate Anakin, possibly with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger, who lived in the same trailer park, when suddenly Anakin (9-year-old version) walked in. The Nute Gunray guys continued to talk about violation, while Anakin quietly colored in a coloring book. The leader guy tried to play the good cop, disassociating from all the stuff the Gunray guys were saying and offering to read the Sunday cartoons with Anakin, who was now also my brother a little bit. We looked at several different strips, but the only one I remember by name was Garfield.
It may have been connected to this somehow, but I think I woke up in between: There was a Dennis the Menace strip. Some girl came to Margaret's house and said "Sorry, Margaret, I'm 14 years old." Margaret responded "Sorry, [whatever her name was], I'm 14,000 years old." Dennis appeared above them shouting "TIME WARP!" Some trippy stuff happened. Dennis's plan was to somehow force God to recreate the Garden of Eden, with him as Adam and the two girls as Eve, in an elaborate plan to see them naked. But then it turned out that all that trippy stuff was just going through Dennis's head as he jumped toward Margaret while wearing a Speedo. Margaret sent him away, and he said some unmemorable punchline as he left.
Also, somewhere in there, I think Kimimaru told me he was a woman.