So me and Dad were going to Taco Bell today and listening to a classic hits station and a song by David Bowie comes on and I think "If there was ever a Super Paper Mario movie, wouldn't David Bowie be
perfect for the role of Dimentio?" Think about it. If you've seen Labyrinth, you probably know what led me to matching David Bowie with Dimentio. Magical~! :D
This got me to thinking... who would play everyone else? So I decided to put together this little guessing game for Super Paper Mario actors. Da da da daaaaaa~! Let the guessing begin!
NarratorDeezer says: Morgan Freeman.
MarioGiftedGirl says: Charles Martinet, of course! The only one able to pull off such a big role is the dude who's been doing it for years.
PeachGiftedGirl says: I dunno. Perhaps you know?
Boo Dudley says: Meryl Streep as peach.
BowserGiftedGirl says: Matt Chapman as Strong Bad as Bowser! Holy crap! XD Reason being that whenever I provide voices for the Paper Mario series, I always make Bowser sound like Strong Bad. It fits. Period.
LuigiGiftedGirl says: Tony Shalhoub. I mean, he's already played
Luigi once. XD
Kojinka says: If it's animated, why couldn't Charles Martinet be both Mario AND Luigi?
Count Bleck/BlumiereGiftedGirl says: Jeffery Tambor... with Dave Goelz doing the laugh. BLEH HEH HEH HEH HEH BLECK!
Tippi/TimpaniGiftedGirl says: I dunno. Perhaps you know?
Merlon/NolremGiftedGirl says:
Sir Michael Gambon, if you please.
NastasiaGiftedGirl says: Umm... the lady who does Rouge in Sonic X? Maybe?
DimentioGiftedGirl says: I already said David Bowie...
O'ChunksGiftedGirl says: This is a hard one... let's have... Billy Connolly's head... on Arnold Schwartzenegger's body! XD If it's animated, just Billy Connolly.
MimiGiftedGirl says: Dakota Fanning. She's scary enough. D:
NintendoExpert89 says: The voice that came to mind for Mimi when I played the game was that of Cheryl Chase.
Bestovius/Watchitt(it'd be funny if they were played by the same guy)
GiftedGirl says: BOB SEGER. XD I wanna see if he can do a fancy-pants and an old coot in the same movie/show. WATCH IT!
FracktailGiftedGirl says: Anyone can sound like a robot. XD
MerluminaGiftedGirl says: Whoever does Professor Trelawny from Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban. Emma Thompson, is that her name?
Merluvlee/MerleeGiftedGirl says: For both, I would have to say Missy Palmer. She'd do Merlee's rhymes and be calmer... than I could ever be saying a bunch of lines in crappy
rhyme. Ick. Rhyme.
FrancisGiftedGirl says: Who does a good nerd impression...?
Bird Person says: Jon Heder?
Area 64 says: Francis should be played by Dee Bradley Baker. Baker does that squeaky, nerdy voice.
SquirpsGiftedGirl says: I can do Squirps, sqweeee! :D
Mr LGiftedGirl says: Tony Shalhoub again, but this time, he sounds... eviler.
Flint CragleyGiftedGirl says: I would say Steve Irwin, but... *sigh* Anyone know any explorers willing to act?
Floro SapiensGiftedGirl says: I dunno. Perhaps you know?
King CroacusGiftedGirl says: Some girly-man... Elton John, perhaps?
King SammerGiftedGirl says: A Japanese dude.
Toad says: Johnny Depp.
Sammer GuysGiftedGirl says: Another Japanese dude. Yes, for all of them.
Toad says: Deep Roy. It worked in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory anyway...
Queen JaydesGiftedGirl says: A sufficiently creepy lady... how's about... Sigourney Weaver? XD
LuvbiGiftedGirl says: *sigh* I'd be willing to take on this role... -_-;
GrambiGiftedGirl says: An old guy. ^^;
BonechillGiftedGirl says: I dunno. Perhaps you know?
Super DimentioGiftedGirl says: Someone get a voice mixer in here! Splice David Bowie with Tony Shalhoub! For best results, add some Jason Lee!
extrasGiftedGirl says: Frank Welker. He can do
any voice whatsoever. XD
So... what do you guys think? I'd love to hear what you guys can come up with.
Idiot warning: Please keep in mind that this is all opinion stuff and that they're not really making a Super Paper Mario movie.