No, no, no... my parents had me start doing scouting when I was younger and still actually kind of half-Methodist. Over time, I've changed my views to a very Bill Maher-esque mindset, but of course, I can't be an Eagle Scout if I don't believe in God. Someone who manages my troop works at the school (which, being very close to a church, already has too much religious influence) and I can't risk any gossip about a certain subversive paragraph making years of work all for naught.