The contest of.... The concequences, The painful, and the stupid

[Luigi #98]

Toad: Welcome everybody as these contestants have been chosen!!!! They will face off in my minigames!!!! There will be the red team and the blue team. After each minigame the winners will get the immuninty and the losers will have to vote who gets shot out of this cannon to leave the contest!!!! Now then.... whoops!!!! We have too many!!!!
Samus
Ness
C.Falcon
D.K.
Bowser
Gannondorf
Link
y.link
zelda
Luigi
Kirby
mr. game & watch
Marth
Roy
Mario
Peach
Yoshi
mewtwo
Fox
Falco
pichu
pikachu
Green shelled Koopa
Dr. Mario
Toad: Well then we'll have to start off with a minigame!!!!
Each one will be on one big building with a surrounding lake filled with cheep cheep piranahs!!!! And in the background are shooting arwings dieing to shoot!!!! whoever doesn't die will be the contestants!!!!
Mario: YAY!!!!
Everybody: What?!?!


C.Falcon tries to kick Donkey Kong but Donkey Kong goes to get a bananna so C. Falcon misses!!!!
Bowser kept getting shot until he was hanging on the edge.
He keeps trying to get up but keeps getting shot back to be a cliffhanger. Then he finally got up. C.falcon grabs hold of the edge when he got shot. Bowser tries to go kick him off but loses balance and grabs hold of the edge right by C.Falcon.
Luigi goes over and thinks that Bowser is much more dispisful but no idea how much C.Falcon can be a threat to him. He tries to pull up Bowser but when Bowser. gets up on the building he gets shot off and grabs hold of the edge but C.Falcon side kicks him off and Bowser is eaten by piranahs. C.Falcon gets up.
Toad: Well there you have it!!!!
Red team:
Luigi
Mario
Yoshi
Peach
Kirby
C.Falcon
Fox
Falco
G.Koopa
Pikachu
Mewtwo
Blue team:
Roy
Marth
Gannondorf
both links
Zelda
Samus
Ness
DR. Mario
Mr.game & watch
D.K.
Pichu
Dead List:
Bowser
Yoshi: Now then first of all you guys must get on the plane to get to the island.

Yoshi: Now then you guys geta map to find your cabin. Then once you do you can plan a way to use the luggage item each of you chose. As you remember each of you could bring one and only one luggage item.
Now go!!!!

Kirby: um.... uhhh.... this way!! no I saw it over there!!
Luigi pulls out the map
ummm....I can't read this.
C.falcon: I can't read maps at all.
Peach: you're reading the map upside down Luigi. Give me that!!
Mario: I know! I know!
Peach gives him the map
Mario eats the map

Peach uses her luggage item the pan and hit Mario on the head
Peach: Stupid Mario!!!! Now we'll never find it!!!
Koopa: ummm.... isn't that it right in front of us?
So how do you like it so far?





Mario: Hey! If you ever see Bowser make sure you kick his....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*bowser burns him*
Bowser: THAT''S FOR.... uuuhhhh........ what was that for again?
Luigi: You were supposed to get the doc! I don''t want any stupid prescription!


Edited by - Luigi #98 on 2/11/2005 5:18:16 PM

[Luigi #98]

The blue already found thiers.
At the red team's cabin,
Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!
Hobo: It's me the hobo!!!! I will give you the daily weather and schedule and right now it's time for a minigame. You will have your mini game disscussion rules over at that flag on the hill.
Toad: Welcome everybody!!!! This is jjust an obstacle course minigame but we'll have something much more fun tomorrow.
Red team:
Peach: God! It's so cold out here!
Yoshi: hmmm.... Must be based on antarctica.
Then they came across a sign that read: DANGER: THIN ICE!!!!
Mario: WHEE!!!!* he went on the ice and of course broke it. His head was the only thing thaat wasn't frozen.
Mario: It's me a mario!!!!
Peach: I have an idea....
*they used mario raft one at a time to cross the frozen lake.
Yoshi: oh great in a real hot volcano surrounding area. Huh? a bridge? Man! D.K. too big and fat to cross!
Mario(still frozen): HA! HA! Big fat monkey!! Big fat monkey!!
D.K. oh SHUT UP!!!!
Kirby: Koopa break the bridge!!!! *he swallowed D.K. but didn't copy, instead he kept him in his mouth and floated over and spat him back otu and did the same to everyne until they were across*
Toad: RED TEAM WINS AND GETS THE IMMUNITY TOILET PAPER!!!! sorry kid it's all I got.Blue team must now vote someone off.
 

[Luigi #98]

Marth goes to vote
Link goes to vote
y.Link goes to vote
Mr. game and watch goes to vote
Roy goes to vote
Ness goes to vote
Dr. Mario goes to vote
Zelda goes to vote
Samus goes to vote
Gannondorf goes to vote
Pichu goes to vote
C. Falcon
Toad: Well I guess gannondorf"s the reason they lost! everyone voted him off!

[Luigi #98]

Toad: now then before you get shot off you get to whack whoever you want on the head once with this stick. Gannondorf goes over andwhacks y.link's head repeatedly.
Gannondorf: You stupid kid!! If you were never born I'd have the world n the palms of my hands!! HAHAHAHA.......!!!!
Toad: Hey! I said only once!! Now get in the cannon!
Now then.... Hey the red team's here already. Now then the minigame today The first team to get up the hill wins.
Everyone: how lame.
Red team:
Yoshi: how stup.... WAH!!!! BOBOMBS!!!!
Mario: WHEEE!!!! *runs into a bobomb* YAY!!!!
Blue team:
Marth: wha!! ( he kept getting blown up while trying to get up while Mario kept running into them on purpose)  

[Luigi #98]

 Mario: YAY!!!! BOOM!!!!
Marth: huh wait!!!! see that one over there? he has a sandwich.
Mewtwo: Get!!!! I have no time for you!!!!
Bobomb: GIMMEE!!!!
Mewtwo: what?!
Bomb: GIMMEE YOUR SANDWICH!!!!
Mewtwo: II don't have one now get!!!!
Bobomb: BUT THE GUY WITH THE STICK TOLD ME YOU DID!!!! HE LIED!!!!
Marth: finall.... HUH(wide eye two second freeze pause) you gotta be kidding mEEEEE!!!!(back at the bottom)

[Luigi #98]

Peach: Stupid Mario!!!! I can't believe this!!!!(everyone but Mario on the red team was up and the same with the blue team but this time it was Marth)
bloody and bruised up Marth finally made it to the top.
Toad: Blue team wins!!!!

[Luigi #98]

Yoshi: I'm voting off Mario!!!!
Peach: Same here!!!!
Koopa: He's only been causing trouble!!!!
At the blue team cabin:
Mr.game and watch: Ha my dead squrill(luggage item. D.K.'s was a bananna.)
is about use it's stun attack!!!!
D.k.:: Ha!!!! My bananna is about to shield its self from your attack!!!!
Marth: How stupid. They actully think the crap's battling eachother.
Pichu: reminds me of pokemon battling!!!! *gets hit by a luggage item home run bat*
Ness: Oh shut up!!!! That stuuff's stupid!!!!
Pichu: Ness you're such a brat!!!! ( uses empty pokeball luggage item to capture Ness)
Ness: That's it!!!! You're my new nemisis!! When I get outta this oh I'm gonna....!!

[Luigi #98]

At voting area:
Yoshi goes to vote
Yoshi: Must.... vote.... off.... Kirby....
Kirby goes to vote
Kirby: Kirby....
15 minutes later....
Toad: Wow!!!! You'ld think the red team ould vote off Mario but It's Kirby and everyone voted him off even him self!!!!






Huh? what's going on!!!? Kirby!!!?  find out next time!!!!  Find out the secret next time!!!!

[Luigi #98]

How ya like it so far guys?

[Suffix]

It's pretty nuts, I must say.

[NintendoExpert89]

It isn't really necessary you have more than 2 exclamation marks per statement.

I am feeling fat, and sassy!

[Luigi #98]

Knock knock knock!
Yoshi: Go awy hobo!
Hobo: *slams the door down* The weather today is clear. The minigame will be held once again at the hilltop as usual.
Peach: Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: *uses phycic powers to fling him away*
Hobo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Toad: Today's mini game............ WORMS ARMAGEDON installed on the computer!!
Mewtwo: *uses dynamite*
Marth: Hey!
Mewtwo: There's your sandwhich.
Roy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zelda: oh shut up already!!
Samus: I think this making everyone go insane. Mario's just born wierd though.

[Luigi #98]

mewtwo: hmmm.... sorry link.
Link: YOU USED A KAMIKAZE! YOU IDIOT! IT KILLS YOU  TOO!!
mewtwo: i'm heading straight or the mine knocking my kamikaze off but in the same instant I powerd up my kamikaze with a dynamyte and it's heading straight for your worm.
Link: WHA?!!!
Roy:HAHAHAHA....DOYLT! *got hit in head by samus*
Samus: guys, try not to make him start again.
Toad: Great. Let's here.... ah! nice! Bananna bomb.
Everyone: TOOOOOOAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!
c.falcon and koopa ar the only ones left and so is Toad.
Toad: huh?
Koopa: KIRBY!
Kirby: I copied the power of a boshi and you know that just like yoshis they can swallow anything so.... I've left you with an option. You can either let me back in the contest, or.... I'LL DEVOUR YOU!!
Toad: But....
Kirby: NO BUTS!! huh? KING KONG!!
*a cage falls around them along with a couple of items*
Toad: C. falcon, samus are bounty hunters, Koopa can be of service, D.K.'s a monkey too,Luigi can probably take this, Fox and Falco are good pairs together, and K.K. probably won't like cold steel. Marth Roy Link Brat.Link. you're up.
y.link: That's young link! Not brat!
Ness: HEY! what about me?
Toad: yeah that's nice now scramb!
C. falcon: FALCON PUN.... *k.k.'s runnin torwards him* trip. hehehehe. OW! FELT AS IF I JUST HIT A TREE GOD DANGIT!!!*jumps around holdin his foot*
Fox: consider this something to remember me by! *shoots eye*
K.K.: OW! CONSIDER THIS YOUR DEATH! OH BROTHER!
*AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Falco: el chupra cabra....(mexican version of bigfoot in case you never heard of him. goats are his type of fast food) at last long time, we finally meet in a showdown.
Fox: whispering to falcon: reminds of the wild west but this time it's the excitin east.
El: Ahhh.... falco. I've been searching a long time now and yet, you find that life will throw in a little surprise for ya.
Falco: 3...
el: 2...
Falco: 1... DRAW!! HAAA!!
El: AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!
*run torward eachother*
both runnin torward each other: HAAAAAAAA!!!!
Fox: errrggg.... TOO COWBOYISH!!!!
*POP!*
Falco: Huh? I-It's a balloon. n-no my revenge! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Fox: uhhh Falco.... before your dramatic anger you might wanna look to your left....
Falco: huh. what? HUH? IT'S A MEXICAN PARADE!!!!
Fox: STAAAAAAAMPEEEEEEEEDE!!!!
*mario enters the cage*
Mario: HI! It's me-a-mario! What's your name?
Mexico's guests: GASP! PINATA!!!
Mario: PINATA, WHERE? Oh! Hiii! YAY! I'M THE PINATA!! *they all went outside the cage*
Fox: now can we please continue now that we're the only ones in the cage again? shoots gun and dodge rolls
C. falcon climbs on top of the cage and everyone follows.
C.falcon: I've gotta plan! Me and samus can wrestle him down there and....
*everyone but c.falcon and samus kingkong who were in a royle rumble were at the top of the cage* *C. falcon climbs on top of King Kong while Samus sticks to her ranged weapons*
C. falcon: ARG! samus.... you have to take over.... remember the plan!!
Samus: got it!
K.K.: ARG! only knocked out! oh well. that's life.
* climbs on top of k.k. so she can reach and use her flame thrower on the edges of the center piece of the top of the cage, jumps off, and positions her self in front of k.k. so he won't chase her*
Samus: NOW!
Koopa turned into a shell and broke the center piece off hitting D.K. on the head with the piece he just broke off while Samus climbs to the top and the others jump on to the top of k.k. with her and start going all out!
Samus: ATTACK MODE ALPHA!!!!
Koopa: Is that suit makin you think your a power ranger? Besides your not the boss of us!!!! There!! That should do it team!!
 They all jumped off in front but in a cloud of smoke emerged a seeminly uninjured ape the size of canada....

[Watch your language...]

Edited by - Suffix on 2/25/2005 6:12:48 PM

[Luigi #98]

huh? what the heck? I didn't type (watch your language)

[Suffix]

Yes, but you did put in a bit of offensive language. And you should know what, even if it's "mild."

[Luigi #98]

whoops.  so what language where?