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« on: January 19, 2006, 02:43:52 PM »
Luigi decides it's smarter to look for Mario. He got up and went in the house. Luigi walked in the shop thinking Mario could just be inventing somthing. This reminded him of the poorly created devices that he built which were obviously dangerous. One included a security light bulb that shocked anyone that went under it, a mistletoe for lonley people that had a pair of lips that came from it but malfunctioned when a smaller person walked under and it went over his head, and an oven/dishwasher which did nothing but boil soapy water.
He looked around a little and he wasen't there.
He walked away then tripped over a wrench. He tried to pick it up, but it seemed to be stuck to the floor. Then there was a flash and Luigi flew across the room and fell in a box of pipes. He was looking up toward the celing and saw Mario.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Mario said
Before Luigi could say anything Mario got down and picked up Luigi with great strength and tossed him against a wall. Mario made a ball of light that flew toward him and hit Luigi again.
Luigi stood up and said, "Mario I won't hurt you!"
Mario charged toward Luigi. Then Luigi grabbed a pipe that rolled across the room and gave Mario a swing that would make Sammy Sosa jealous. But Mario's head went as far as the ball would if it wasen't for the shop.
"AHHHH!"
Mario's body just laid there.
Then Mario's head rolled to the middle of the room and started talking junk about how he can't go in a fight without a weapon and called him coward, but Luigi just picked up his head and locked it in an empty trophy case except for a couple medals from Princess Peach and a stale cake Mario wouldn't eat because he brags about he saved the castle without Luigi even being involved.
Luigi ran to the garbage and tried to find the smell.
He felt a tug on his arm and he was pulled in!
He landed in the middle of a room that looked like a hollow garbage mound. He picked up an air freshener that looked like it was used twice.
"That's Where the smell came from."He heard a sound coming from an old fridge that Mario miraculously shoved in the garbage. He looks down and saw a really fat yellow man wearing a brownish-white tank-top and some black pants that were so tight, his stomach oozed out about 5 inches. He was eating a burrito that was green. Luigi never heard anyone eat that loudly since he went on a date with Daisy....
The fat man didn't seem to notice Luigi.
Luigi made a little slide against the wall when the fat man bellowed: "Who dares open my fridge and leaves it open!?!"
Luigi felt around himself and somthing was buldging from his green bathrobe.
He was ready to wield it until he thought, "What if it offends him?"
He remembers a dinosaur that got offended by pocket lint. Maybe it's a friend and it just takes a little sweet talking? Now What?
*Friend or Foe?*