Mario zoomed down behind Peach's castle, landing in a half eaten, knawed garden, which once was full of beautiful flowers. As Mario's Wing Cap wore off, he thought to himself and said aloud, "Darn Yoshi! Thats the fifth time this month!". He slipped in a secret entrance that he had discovered, and slipped out behind a bookcase in the Castle library. Books of Mushroom Kingdom history, short stories, atlases, and dictionaries lined the walls. Mario walked out of the library, wiping his brow and stepping into the main hall to see Toad laying on a couch, with part of the Mushroom on his head bitten out.
"Wow-a Toad how'd that-a happen!?," asked Mario. Peach, still looking rather peeved after finding out about Yoshi's little snack, looked up as Mario said this. "Mario!? Where have you been? You left me here without telling me anything!," said Peach. "Well...," Mario trailed..."It's-a long story," answered Mario shakily.
"It started out after I left The Castle to look around, after Luigi's pre-warning," said Mario, clearing his throat and continuing," Then I was walking in the woods, and a Goomba forced me to eat a Poisonous Mushroom..somehow..," continued Mario sheepishly.
"I woke up, tied to a chair in Bowser's Castle...him telling me his plan..for some reason..like it was the greatest thing in the world..", Mario implied. "Then, I found a Fire Flower in my pocket, burned my ropes off, and snuck up behind Bowser. I grabbed his tail and flung him through a wall, flew back here with a Wing Cap, and I stand before you now.", finished Mario. They all nodded, Toad holding his head and mumbling about sharp teeth. "Now its-a your turn. What happened to Toad, and-a what kind of an idiot would take a bite out of your hallucinagic Mushroom hat?", asked Mario.
-Mario
Here we gooo!!!