This might not be so funny, but here it goes, buttercups!
Daisy:That's it, I am dumping Luigi for Wario!!!
Luigi:Fine, then I'll start dating Peach then!
Peach:............uh.............umm......
Mario:Luigi, you can have her.
Peach:Thanks, Mario, Luigi's so much thinner, smarter, and hotter than you anyway!
Mario:...(sniff)...that was the sweetest thing you've ever said to me! Somebody...give me a hug!
(Bowser walks in)Bowser:Ooh,ooh, I will, I will!!!
(Mario & Bowser hugged, Peach kissed Luigi, & Daisy started dating Wario. All of the sudden, they realize what they're doing; and everything turns back to normal! Ha,ha,ha!!!)
Mario & Bowser: Aahh!!!
Bowser:Were we doing something not...Peach related? Get away from me, Mario! (Runs to castle.)
Mario:Mama Mia!!! (Runs to his home to take a shower.)
Luigi:Was I doing some Peach-related? I think I'm gonna' be sick!
Peach:Where's Daisy?
(There sitting next to each other in a movie theater. Daisy tries to secretly escape from the movies!)
Okay, was it funny?