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« Reply #2400 on: April 03, 2009, 04:25:06 PM »
The mini-Warios decided to attack Earth, which was being reconstructed by the heroic Toad and his pal Rosalina.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #2401 on: April 04, 2009, 09:34:05 AM »
Rosalina powered up the mega-super-hyper-ultra-powerful observatory cannon, which draws upon the power of SigurdHosenfeld's lewd fan art, to end the threat in one fell swoop.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

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« Reply #2402 on: April 04, 2009, 10:03:41 AM »
Meanwhile, the amateur bounty hunter who found Wario in space was off to kick some criminal butt, so nobody had to worry about her sticking around.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #2403 on: April 04, 2009, 10:26:03 AM »
And kick butt she did; meanwhile, the mega-super-hyper-ultra-powerful observatory canon fired, only to miss the mini-Warios and hit the bounty hunter's spaceship!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #2404 on: April 04, 2009, 01:19:28 PM »
In fact, this whole story is non-canonical!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2405 on: April 04, 2009, 01:42:01 PM »
"I see what you did there," said one of the mini-Warios.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2406 on: April 10, 2009, 09:56:58 PM »
All the mini-Warios ran away when they saw Pigma approaching them in his Wolfen ship, which he stole.
Hacky, please stop teaming with the computers.

« Reply #2407 on: April 15, 2009, 04:14:27 PM »
Pigma lost control of his ship and crashed into Rosalina's Earth, setting in motion a cataclysmic extinction event!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Sqrt2

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« Reply #2408 on: April 16, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »
All the Luma's were wiped out, except the one who Rosalina had managed to take with her in a spaceship.
AA fanboy and proud!

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #2409 on: April 16, 2009, 06:48:01 PM »
Rosalina hadn't cried so hard since her mother was eaten by wild Bidoofs.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2410 on: April 16, 2009, 09:18:19 PM »
While she was crying (and not paying attention) one of the mini-Warios climbed aboard and began piloting the spaceship towards the sun!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kimimaru

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« Reply #2411 on: April 17, 2009, 09:56:31 AM »
Oikonny confronted the spaceship while it was on its way to the sun!
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

« Reply #2412 on: April 17, 2009, 11:51:04 AM »
"Uncle Andross!" he cried as he accidentally flew past Rosalina's ship and into an asteroid.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2413 on: April 17, 2009, 12:09:33 PM »
Space leeches fed on his corpse FLESH!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Sqrt2

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« Reply #2414 on: April 18, 2009, 04:23:32 PM »
Suddenly the spaceship was attacked by a band of Space Pirates, fresh from having their sorry arses whooped by Samus Aran.
AA fanboy and proud!

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