Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438681 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2445 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:05:19 PM »

He became Dry Waluigi, who decided to fight for Nintendo!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2446 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:10:17 PM »

However, Kirby (who was a libertarian) began questioning Commander Link's decision to put Dry Waluigi in the army, as Dry Waluigi had no brain and therefore could not make his own choices.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2447 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:11:03 PM »

So Kirby inhaled Dry Waluigi and became Dry WaKirby, who was immortal AND had a brain!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2448 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:13:27 PM »

Pikachu accused Colonel WaKirby of cannibalism and decided to create his own independent guerilla army to battle Sega and Nintendo; furthermore, he changed his name to Pikache Guevara!

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2449 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:36:35 PM »

Ash's Uberchu joined Pikache Guevara and won many major victories.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2450 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:50:57 PM »

Pikache and Uberchu's campaign took a turn for the worst when, after battling Sega's 45th Infantry Division Tet 68-69 (led by Major Miles "Tails" Prower), they entered the Kongo Jungle and were bit by a swarm of mosquitos.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #2451 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:05:00 PM »

Malaria happened.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2452 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:17:29 PM »

The team's medic, Ness, was able to heal most of Pikache's troops with PK Lifeup Ω.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2453 on:** June 24, 2009, 07:42:51 AM »

But Uberchu died, and that spelled disaster for Pikache Guevara.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2454 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:03:34 PM »

Without Uberchu, Pikache was forced to lead alone; meanwhile, Supreme Commander Link was preparing to attack Lieutenant Alex Kidd and his forces at dawn!

Kimimaru · « **Reply #2455 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:16:24 PM »

Supreme Commander Link led a suprise attack on Lieutenant Alex Kidd and his forces, making them surrender and give up all of their bagels!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2456 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:21:14 PM »

The bagels were used as rations by Colonel Kirby and Commander Link; meanwhile, Pikache was trudging through the thick Kongo Jungle.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2457 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:32:38 PM »

The next morning, vomiting noises could be heard throughout the Nintendo Camp; the bagels had been poisoned!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2458 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:37:28 PM »

Lieutenant Kidd had gotten his revenge despite being a POW; Commander Link and Colonel Kirby lost approximately 5,000 of their 30,000 men army to the poisoned bagels.

*PaperLuigi sheds a tear for those lost during the Great Bagel Massacre of the Nintendo-Sega War*

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2459 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:56:13 PM »

However, Nintendo was far from defeated; Kirby led a small strike force consisting of Bowser, RED, and Samus in a non-poisoned-bagel raid on Sega HQ.