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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 438692 times)

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2475 on: July 02, 2009, 12:07:47 PM »
BP smote Link for misusing the word "random"; the Nintendo army was now without one of their key players.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2476 on: July 02, 2009, 12:48:44 PM »
Without Link, DryWaKirby decided to drop DryWa from his name and assume leadership of the Nintendo Army.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

-FoxMcCloud-

« Reply #2477 on: July 05, 2009, 04:00:33 PM »
Kirby accidently walked into one of the traps and was crushed by a thousand pounds of Jell-O.
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PaperLuigi

« Reply #2478 on: July 05, 2009, 04:25:43 PM »
He was healed by Ness and the army continued with their march.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2479 on: July 05, 2009, 04:36:27 PM »
"Alright, that psychic kid has to go!" roared Sonic as he learned of the assassination attempt's failure.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2480 on: July 05, 2009, 04:39:52 PM »
"I'll do it, mein Führer!" roared Knuckles, now known as "Knuckles the Red Baron!"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Weegee

« Reply #2481 on: July 05, 2009, 11:11:56 PM »
Link's uncle, Rabbi Schmeckle Feinbergawitz, suddenly became uneasy upon hearing this.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2482 on: July 06, 2009, 07:28:05 AM »
The Rabbi enlisted the help of a certain World War I Flying Ace and his Sopwith Camel; that's right, the comics world had entered the war!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2483 on: July 06, 2009, 10:08:08 AM »
The Nintendo-Sega War was renamed "The Fictional War to End All Fictional Wars" in light of this new development.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2484 on: July 06, 2009, 10:36:21 AM »
The war ended when Silver Age Superman of DC comics told both sides to reconcile or he'd push the earth into the sun.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2485 on: July 06, 2009, 10:38:10 AM »
"That's too anti-climatic," everyone said, so they did the unexpected and pushed Silver Age Superman into the sun!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2486 on: July 06, 2009, 10:45:49 AM »
Silver Age Superman decided to screw them and build a new fortress in the sun, since most fictional works today deserve to be killed in war anyway.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

-FoxMcCloud-

« Reply #2487 on: July 06, 2009, 11:30:14 AM »
Then everyone decided to band together and strike down any new cartoon created after 2005.
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Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #2488 on: July 06, 2009, 12:32:29 PM »
But their efforts failed, as Batman swooped in and used his government sirens to force the group of fictional characters to disappear!
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2489 on: July 06, 2009, 01:57:07 PM »
After they disappeared back into their own world, the Sega and Nintendo characters decided to end the war with a peace treaty.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
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