Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438686 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2565 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »

In any case, said happenin' sponge lived in a coconut above the sea.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2566 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:59:04 PM »

Then the unthinkable happened.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2567 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:51:16 PM »

A human appeared, wandering the wastelands!

Weegee · « **Reply #2568 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »

A team of elite sponge-soldiers attempted to dispatch the mysterious figure, but it retaliated with a devastating roundhouse kick.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2569 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:05:06 PM »

With that one kick, the man had not only obliterated the squad sent to kill him, but he also caused the entire sponge military severe headaches and stomach pains; the sponges' only hope was PQ!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2570 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:06:52 PM »

Sadly PQ was kind of a nerd and wanted to go count sand grains instead.

Weegee · « **Reply #2571 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:45:22 PM »

Thus, the red-bearded stranger saved humanity once again, or at least what was left of it.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2572 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:47:20 PM »

Chuck Norris formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.

Weegee · « **Reply #2573 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:02:30 PM »

Chuck Norris then formed woman from a dead ninja's spine, and, seeing that what he made was good, he then proceeded to have sex with woman.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2574 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:20:16 PM »

Since there were no ninjas before creating man, Chuck Norris merely imagined himself having sex with the woman.

TLW · « **Reply #2575 on:** October 29, 2009, 04:32:10 AM »

As Chuck often - and I mean quite often - does.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2576 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:02:58 AM »

"Chuck is getting rather senile in his old age," said God as he witnessed the breakdown of his greatest creation.

Weegee · « **Reply #2577 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:18:29 AM »

It took weeks for the foot-shaped imprint subsequently left in God's cheek to fade.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2578 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:29:39 AM »

God, feeling more generous all of a sudden, created a woman for Chuck.

Weegee · « **Reply #2579 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:55:25 AM »

And by "woman", he meant "women".