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Jman

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« Reply #615 on: December 03, 2006, 11:50:49 PM »
That salesman was actually a J-man, a man who carries around a giant J and poses with it for pictures.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

AbercrombieBaseball

  • FitchPitch
« Reply #616 on: December 03, 2006, 11:52:58 PM »
Dave and Victoria were upset that he was walking around with his huge "J" instead of helping them find a green muscle fit Deer Brook polo shirt in medium.

Sqrt2

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« Reply #617 on: December 04, 2006, 03:17:56 AM »
Suddenly, Mario appeared, armed with a tommy gun, and in a fit of homicidal rage killed all the non-mario characters in this story.
AA fanboy and proud!

SushieBoy

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« Reply #618 on: December 04, 2006, 02:25:09 PM »
Then Sonic arrived, with loads of birthday cake stuffed in his mouth. "Ughhh"  He said. "Why does a maniac with a gun always come in this story?" But he gets gunned down by....
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

AbercrombieBaseball

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« Reply #619 on: December 04, 2006, 02:26:48 PM »
Then, without warning, Dave sprung back up, having not been killed but having faked it instead.

SushieBoy

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« Reply #620 on: December 04, 2006, 02:30:33 PM »
Then, I, (Dressed up as yoshi) Eats Dave!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #621 on: December 04, 2006, 07:21:52 PM »
Then SB spit Dave back out when they realized that they had to band together to help Optimus Prime stop Megatron from helping Unicron devour the Earth!

« Reply #622 on: December 04, 2006, 07:26:59 PM »
The Earth got devoured anyway, sorry!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SushieBoy

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« Reply #623 on: December 04, 2006, 07:36:56 PM »
GG tried to apologize, but it failed! She got stomped by a bronto.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #624 on: December 04, 2006, 10:31:56 PM »
GG tried to apologize, but it failed! She got stomped by a bronto.

[[two sentences]]

« Reply #625 on: December 05, 2006, 04:20:06 PM »
Then there was the sound of angelic chorus, as down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris and he delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the rear of Indiana Jones.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

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« Reply #626 on: December 05, 2006, 06:24:36 PM »
Then the time skipped ahead to when Mr. Rogers commit ritual suicide.

Jman

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« Reply #627 on: December 05, 2006, 08:44:38 PM »
Then, Mario came and reminded everyone that this was "A Mario Story.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Sqrt2

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« Reply #628 on: December 06, 2006, 04:03:03 AM »
Suddenly, a chain chomp appeared.
AA fanboy and proud!

SushieBoy

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« Reply #629 on: December 06, 2006, 02:28:46 PM »
"Look!" Said Toad. "A Chain Chomp!"

:)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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