My apologies for the delay. Originally, I
intened to do it a while after the polls
closed, so it'd be more of a surprise to see
who won, since no one would remember the
thread, by now. However, my computer was
experiencing some, rather idiosyncratic problems, leaving me unable to do this
for a week or so...
Alas, here are the awards...
Welcome, all, to the Closing Cermonies of
the Poster Awards for Winter 2004. We had
quite a year, and many memories.
Of course, I'd like to thank everyone for
voting. Your support is greatly appreciated.
Most Intelligent Poster Award
In this world, intelligence is a gift given to you when you are born. Everyone likes smart people. They're good for lots of stuff. Of course, we have our own local genius here, as well.
And the Smartest Poster on the forums is...
Megabyte!
Congratulations, Megabyte. You've shown us all that it's possible to be cool and ingenious at the same time.
Runners up: TIE- Deezer/Insane Steve
Most Unique Poster Award
Weird? Maybe. But unique is a much nicer way of putting it. Though, being unique can also be a sign of intelligence. So when you can't get the conviluted stories of Lady Bow out of your head, you know who to thank.
The Award for Most Unique Poster goes to...
Shawne 20!
As strange as Shawne 20's stories may be, he's shown us the pinnacle of weirdosity. Take it as a compliment, 'cause there's lots of people like so, in the world.
Runner up: Chupperson Weird
Most Productive Poster Award
So you people don't like my definition of Productive, eh? Not a problem. The people have spoken, and shown us who supplies us with our daily recommendation of good, wholesome threads.
Who is the most Productive Poster here? None other than...
Lizard Dude
Without the exquisite threads Lizard Dude creates, n00b threads would drive you all insane. A round of applause for Lizard Dude.
Runner up: Chupperson Weird
Most Missed Poster Award
As time goes on, people come, people go. It's beyond our control. So of course, there is one person here, who we all miss dearly.
That person is none other than...
Watoad
With an overwhelmingly record number of votes (6 votes) Watoad is clearly who we miss the most. Watoad, we miss you.
Runner up: Meowrik (Don't worry, I'll be gone again after this)
Most Amiable Poster Award
Had a bad day? Need a helping hand? We've all experienced that. Some people more than others. But when you don't want to explode on the first person who talks to you, you know you want to talk to that certain nice person of the boards...
Which poster is it that is nice to everyone...
Sapphira!
Of course, one of the few girls who come here. You can always count on Sapphira to treat you nicely, even when the rest of the board has taken its toll on you.
Runner up: TIE- Marliemoo/RedParatroopa
Best Sigs Award
What makes a poster... that's a rhetorical question. We all know the answer is their Signature. Everyone has their sig to go with every post. Whether it's inspirational or intriguing, or just plain hilarious, your sigs mark your personality.
And the Poster with the best Sigs on the forums is...
Redparatroopa
Redparatroopa's sigs got him this category. Whether he's quoting someone or completely random, be sure to love every sig he makes.
Runner up: Lizard Dude
Due to a lack of voting, Post of the Year has been omitted.
Well everyone, there you have it. I have one final award to give, and no, it's not the Deezer Award. This award sums up the overall best poster we have. This award is based on whoever won the most votes, altogether.
And the winner of Poster of the Year... is...
Lizard Dude!!
Congratulations Lizard Dude! With an astonishing 9 votes, you are officially the Poster of the Year for 2004!
And everyone, I won't be back 'til, oh, I dunno. Let's just say, we'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when. But I know I'll be back someday to do the awards again. Arrivederci, all.
Nothing but a Conservippie.
Edited by - Meowrik on 1/21/2005 7:36:45 PM
