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Mario Chat / Re: Unusual Mario Article
« on: May 30, 2003, 06:21:22 PM »
Either the document is fake, or this guy's on drugs. I would love to see Pokemon die, BUT MARIO?????  WHO DOES THIS RUBE THINK HE IS?????  MR MIYAMOTO????

http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/images/ani/ani_smwyoshimario.gif

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out the HTML thing.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

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Forum Games / Re: The mushroom Kingdom conquest.
« on: May 30, 2003, 04:15:29 PM »
Here's the next chapter.

Chapter 2: Bowser's plot thickens.

Bowser had captured Mario (see first chapter)
and now, he was thinking how he could rule the Mushroom Kingdom without Mario to interfere.

       Meanwhile, Luigi was planning how to save Mario,while he was hiding in the dark desolate basement of Bowser's castle.  "Hmmmm, how can I save Mario from Bowser?"  He thought to himself.  Suddenly, he heard footsteps.  "Uh oh! better hide!" He said.  It was Roy Koopa, coming down to the dungeon.  Luigi reached in his pocket and found a cape feather. He then flew up into the storage part of the dungeon.

      Again meanwhile, Princess Peach and Toad were also thinking how to save Mario. "This is so hard." said Peach. "Yeah," said Toad. "Usually, you're the helpless damsel in distress."  "Hey watch your smart mouth, Toad!" Peach said as she whacked him with a Sledge hammer.  Toad was not moving. "Toad, Toad? TOAD??! Oh no," Peach started to sob, "What have I done?"  Suddenly, she threw the sledge hammer up in the air. It came down and hit her in the head. She was unconsious.  Toad woke up and saw Baby Bowser's spirit fly out of her head.  "That explains her crabbiness." Toad said.

     I'm not going to say meanwhile. (Dang, I just said it!) We go to Bowser's castle.  On the left is a moat full of lava.  On the right, Pirahna pit, a million pirahna plants ready to eat.  Bowser was busy choosing which to throw his captives, a few anonymous mushroom Kingdomers, into.  "Hmmm, Hmmmm." The Koopa king was deep in thought.  Back in the basement, Luigi was also deep in thought, on how to avoid being captured.  He had barely escaped Roy Koopa's flashlight.  Luigi found a secret passage.  He flew up with his cape.  He was in Bowser's throne room.  "Good, looks like Bowser's outside or something."  Luigi took his cellular shopper (From Mario Party 3.) out of his pocket. He dialed Toad's item shop.  "I hope this works!" He said.  Someone came on the line. "Hello, Toad's item shop! How may I help you?"  It was Toad!  "Toad!" Luigi said.
"Luigi!  Where the heck are you?"  Toad yelled.  "Shhh!  I'm inside Bowser's castle looking for Mario!" Luigi said. There was somebody coming.  "Blast it!  Listen Toad, come here with an army A.S.A.P!"  "Okay Luigi! Luigi, Luigi?" Toad was cut off.  Because Roy had smashed Luigi's cell phone.
         So, how's the story so far?


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Fan Creations / Re: The Prophecy
« on: May 30, 2003, 03:40:00 PM »
Yeah, I find that hilarious, man.

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Forum Games / Re: The mushroom Kingdom conquest.
« on: May 30, 2003, 12:11:28 PM »
Here's the first chapter.

Chapter 1: Once upon an unusual capture.

For many years, the Mushroom Kingdom had been a place of solitude, good times, and the location of some of the the greatest video games of all time.  But today, all of that would change.
  <P>   Bowser had invaded the Mushroom Kingdom for the ??? time. (Only Mr. Miyamoto knows.)
And he brought his koopa kids with him!
<P>"You will all surrender, or die!" Bowser's loud voice boomed across the land.
"Never!" Mario yelled. "We've always been able to defeat you! And this time will be no different!"  "Oh, but this time will be much different! Mua hahahaha!" Bowser yelled.  <P>Bowser had built an iron claw device like in those play until you win candy machines.  He had been rebuilding his doomship since it was destroyed in SMB3.  The Iron claw shot down like a snake and grabbed Mario.
"Like I said, much different! Bwa hahahaha!"
Luigi was mad.  "Hey, give back Mario!" He yelled.  Bowser just took off on the doomship.  Luigi jumped, and barely made it onto the doomship.  "Well, I'm safe, for now!" He said.  He tried to sneak past the guards.  "Hey!  It's a tall guy in a green suit! Get him!"  They ran toward Luigi.  <P>Luigi, thinking these koopa troopas were rookies, decided to try and trick them.
"Wait," he said, "I'm not Luigi."  The troopas looked confused. "No, I'm... Wario!
Luigi is on an Island in his castle!  He's wearing a yellow hat, yellow shirt, and purple overalls."  "Okay, let's go!" Said a Koopa troopa.  So they both jumped off the doomship, and fell 30,000 feet to their deaths. (They were eaten by a pirhana plant.)
<P>Luigi needed to find Mario.  But they were at Bowser's castle, so he would have to stay hidden.  He would have to contact the others, somehow. He decided to hide in the castle basement.



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Forum Games / Re: Mario Nonsense
« on: May 30, 2003, 10:33:47 AM »
Then Mario Maniac TWO was killed a terrible death of stupidity.
Sorry for making sense, but edit Mario Maniac TWO's post and ban him if he's gonna say crap about Mario!

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Fan Creations / Re: The Prophecy
« on: May 30, 2003, 10:26:00 AM »
Nice writing Sapphira! I can see you put in a couple of humorous lines in a serious story. "What's that?!""It's a person you idiot! Get him!" I wish I could have thought of that for my fanfic!
Speaking of fanfics, I just posted a new Mario fic called "The Mushroom Kingdom Conquest."

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Edited by - Jman on 5/30/2003 12:29:49 PM


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Mario Chat / Re: Ever wanted to be in a video game?
« on: May 30, 2003, 10:14:43 AM »
Oh yeah, I choose the fighter class!


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Mario Chat / Re: Let's design the best Mario game ever.
« on: May 30, 2003, 10:10:18 AM »
If this hasn't been said already: The game should contain classic Mario music, plus new music for this game.  Also, I wonder if the Koopa kids deserve to return in this game. (Or are they dead?)


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Video Game Chat / Re: Sony's new Game Boy Advance.
« on: May 29, 2003, 11:28:22 AM »
Actually, this topic should be called: Sony's new GBA wannabe!

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

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Video Game Chat / Re: does anybody like kirby?
« on: May 27, 2003, 07:16:02 PM »
I just downloaded a Kirby animation. How do I post it?

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario scary stories.
« on: May 27, 2003, 06:30:47 PM »
I'm with Black Mage.  If  one guy and another guy want to fight, don't do it here.
P.S. I'm just trying to break up a flame war before it starts.
You know, I thought this topic was about Mario scary stories. So let's just write scary stories instead of writing flames!
"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Edited by - Jman on 5/27/2003 5:32:46 PM

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Forum Games / Re: The fight for freedom.
« on: May 27, 2003, 01:06:55 PM »
yeah editied

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Video Game Chat / Re: wouldn't a Nintendo radio station be cool?
« on: May 27, 2003, 12:36:26 PM »
I guess getting a bunch of Nintendo music off Kazaa and burning cds is a better idea then?


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Mario Chat / Re: Ever wanted to be in a video game?
« on: May 26, 2003, 05:39:57 PM »
No, "white ninja! And I have a medium growth rate.


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Mario Chat / Re: Ever wanted to be in a video game?
« on: May 26, 2003, 05:39:05 PM »
No, "white ninja!

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

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