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« on: May 22, 2003, 09:00:29 PM »
I've decided to continue my story. No questions asked. Without further ado, here's chapter 2! This one is shorter, though.
Chapter 2: The chapter that just occupies the space between the 1st and 3rd chapters.
Dark Matter had just zapped all the good guys. But I don't know if Dedede should count as a good guy. Anyway, DM was getting ****y.
DM: Ha ha ha ha! Now I will destroy all the citizens of this world.
But then a figure, no, two figures appeared behind him. One of them slapped DM in the head.
Cappy #1: Dude, take a chill pill!
DM: Shut your mouth! No one defies the great Dark Matter!
Me: Great, no. Almighty...no. Flabby slbby crabby idiot, oh yeah man!
DM: You stay out of this Jamn!
Me: That's Jman you ieediot.
DM: Ignore him.
Cappy #2: Oh no! I found Sir Ebrum's family lying on the floor in the King's master bedroom!
DM: That was me. No praise necessary.
Cappy#1: Praise? No you son of a bum! We're going to kill you!
DM: Oh yeah? Superzap!
After several screams of agony, as the electricity tore through their insides, both Cappies were dead. Meanwhile, we join the sad scene of a various cappy's funeral. Of course, DM was to blame. Everyone except Sir Ebrum's family, who were all still out, attended. But, wouldn't you know it, Dark matter crashed the funeral and the cappies had to make 10 more cappy funeral arrangements.
cappy #3(1 and 2 are dead.): Man, we are really behind on the burial thing.
No doubt about it, the fight for freedom had begun.
Okay, so it wasn't that short, but the original script was tiny, so I had to add some changes in Dialogue.