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Forum Games / Re: Mario Nonsense
« on: April 04, 2003, 09:34:34 AM »
Then Donkey Kong ate Pikachu and farted a huge fart out of his mouth that smelled like a 1000000000000000000 year old slice of Ash Ketchum. Then Ganondorf wet his pants.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Forum Games / Re: SMW3 Return to Sub-Con
« on: April 04, 2003, 09:25:10 AM »
Oops! my mistake.  Getting on with the story.
Link had been called by Jman to save the day from Bowser. But now he was dead.Meanwhile, Princess Peach, who had gulped down a milkshake that makes you young forever, found out there was a war about to start. Then Mario put up a sign that said: Fighters for TMK, Now Hiring.  Anyone who wants to join, can. except those stupid Pokemon characters, they would only disgrace us!
Meanwhile, about 20 fighters had joined. Most were the characters from SSB and SSBM.
And more were joining rapidly.  "Now I call on, the one, the only, Chupperson Weird!" Said Jman.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

Edited by - Jman on 4/4/2003 7:30:01 AM

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Forum Games / Re: into the real world
« on: April 04, 2003, 09:13:35 AM »
Jman appeared out of nowhere and blasted him with his special gun that restores vision.
Then I lept up and declared myself champion of the Mushroom Kingdom.  Just then, someone appeared behind me, it was. . . .

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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General Chat / Re: What time do you come here?
« on: April 03, 2003, 05:02:14 PM »
Usually in the afternoon or evening.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Forum Games / Re: SMW3 Return to Sub-Con
« on: April 03, 2003, 04:54:02 PM »
Farted and killed all the bad guys downwind of him.
Jman: Wait! We are not doomed! I call on the legendary hero of Hyrule, Link!
Link:Hey, whassup?
Jman: You are helping us kill Bowser and Wart!
???: And Ganon!
Ganon had suddenly appeared beside Bowser and Wart. He was laughing. While at the same time, digging in his cloak.
Wart: Ganon! Stop that!
Ganon: Okay! Now I will vaporize the website TMK! Hahahahahahahahahahaghahahaha!!!!
Jman:  Oh, no you don't!  Laser eyes!
Ganon's nose was sliced off by the attack!
Link:  Will the Mario Brothers be able to stop Bowser and Wart and Ganon before they destroy TMK the website?  Find out next time I post.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario and Luigi are dead?
« on: April 03, 2003, 04:44:48 PM »
There was an evil presence in the air. It smelled funny.  No, I'm not talking about Ash Ketchum, I'm talking about Darth Vader! Darth said: "Luigi, I am your father. And Mario's!"

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Forum Games / Re: SMW3 Return to Sub-Con
« on: April 02, 2003, 09:16:45 PM »
The ninjis had surrounded Mario and Luigi. Thinking that the Mario Brothers were wuss men, a ninji hit Mario.  Mario retaliated and, after several gruesome moments, the Ninji was twisted like a pretzel.
Mario:  Okay, who's next?
Luigi:  Yeah!  Who wants to be humiliated by the Mario Brothers?
All Ninji except the dead one: ME! OOH OOH! I WANNA!
But then, trouble started.  Bowser had appeared with Wart.  "Ah, the Mario Brothers." Bowser said.  "I haven't seen you since last time! Said Wart. (Wart is referring to SMB2, the only Mario game he's ever been in.)  "Wart! we beat you last time and we'll beat you again! And Bowser!  WE've beaten you about, oh, 800 times? WE'll do it again!!!!!!  "Get them my Birdos!"  Wart shouted. Suddenly, 500 birdos appeared.
"Hey, I thought Jman killed those!" Mario said.
Jman: Sorry, I only killed the gay Birdo from someone else's post!
Mario:  I guess we're doomed then.
Jman: I guess so. Unless. . .

What is Jman's plan?  Find out next time!
Okay, now we can talk for a bit. What do you Think so far?  THis is my first shot at a Mario message board story.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Forum Games / Re: SMW3 Return to Sub-Con
« on: April 01, 2003, 03:28:12 PM »
Then Jman appeared and vaporized the gay one.
Getting on with the story. . .  The ninja pig ran at Mario.  But Mario picked him up and F-5d him off the waterfall. "I think you've been watching too much WWE Smackdown!"
Luigi said to Mario.  Then another ninja pig came. and another.  Soon Mario and Luigi were surrounded by pigs.
Will they escape?  tune in next time, same site, same message board.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Video Game Chat / Re: Nintendo Trivia Game!!!!!!
« on: March 31, 2003, 08:13:58 PM »
I just stopped by.  Someone ask me a question.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Video Game Chat / Re: videogame phrases that you are sick of
« on: March 31, 2003, 07:58:30 PM »
I hate any slogan or words from Pokemon.
Also I am sick of pikachu's voice, man.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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General Chat / Re: Time to introduce myself
« on: March 30, 2003, 06:11:43 PM »
Man, I love that system.  But I like the N64 too.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Mario Chat / Re: Testing new signature
« on: March 29, 2003, 07:06:22 PM »
This is a test. . .

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

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Mario Chat / Re: King Koopa/Bowser
« on: March 28, 2003, 05:12:45 PM »
Oh, okay.  Wait a minute! King Koopa Koopa? I know it's his Japanese and cartoon name, but it just sounds stupid! Oh, that's right. They call him Koopa in Japan, and his last name IS Koopa.

Pikachu fears Mariomania, Brother!

Edited by - Jman on 3/28/2003 3:17:41 PM

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Forum Games / Re: SMW3 Return to Sub-Con
« on: March 27, 2003, 06:21:27 PM »
They were back in Sub-con. Mario walked down the trail.  He and Luigi were killing Pidgits, and shy guys and those little pig jump thingies.  When who should they run into but. . .

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale
« on: March 26, 2003, 07:29:36 PM »
But Jman appeared and said:  I wanna kill Saddam Hussein!

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!

Edited by - Jman on 8/12/2003 3:12:01 PM


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