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General Chat / Whose line is it anyway?
« on: July 15, 2004, 10:40:42 AM »
Hey, I was reading these hilarious videogame character versions of "Whose line is it anyway?" on yesterday and it got me thinking, why don't we do a forum wide version of "Whose Line"?  We could have me host it, and contestants could be any Nintendo characters, and forum members!  WEll, what do you think?

Proud to be an American!

General Chat / A patriotic message.
« on: July 07, 2004, 10:55:33 PM »
You all know I am proud to be an American.  And I am.  I am one of the proudest Americans out there.  I heard this guy on the radio calling in to a talk show, and he was bashing the great great song "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.  I thought to myself, ", if you don't like the song, why don't you go join old Osama's gang?"

     This great country was born in the late 1700s.  We had to fight for our freedom, and it seems we are still fighting amongst ourselves today.  Why can't all the fighting just stop, cease and desist?  I'll tell you why!  Because people have been taught by those M rated video games and various movies, that it's cool to fight and shoot and kill people!  I myself play some of these games and watch some of those movies, and it's okay in my opinion to watch and play them unless you are prone to do whatever a game or movie tells you to.

I like a fighting game as much as the next guy, but it's getting out of hand!  People think it is mandatory to fight other people!  But let's get back to the real topic, The red white and blue.  I absolutely love Toby Keith's song "The Angry American" because I was one angry American after 9/11/2001.  I always hear crap on the news about people being killed for their skin color.  WHAT THE HECK??  Why kill someone over color issues?  That is the worst pile of crap I have ever heard of!

     Why?  Because people will do anything, ANYthing for a buck.  Some people would kill a kid for money.  It's sick!  It's just a disgusting reason why I hate the direction this world is going.  But I know who wins in the end.  Just read the book of Revelations.  The devil loses, and everything evil dies.  I swear, knowing that fact is the only thing keeping me sane these days.

   To top it off, I would like to say that if I could, I would destroy all the evil things this world has to offer!  All the "crap" as I call it, that this world is showing off.  I am proud to be an American, and that is one thing no one can ever take away from me!  I'm going to love God and America until the day I die, Dang it!  And if you don't like that, well, we all have our ways.  Thank you, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Proud to be an American!

Fan Creations / The revenge of Luigi!
« on: June 30, 2004, 12:22:35 PM »
Here's a little story I decided to try.  It's the story of a brutal murder taking place during a rescue mission.  Luigi must take down the one responsible for its happening.  This is the story of Luigi's revenge.

Chapter 1: How it happened.

It was late in the night when Luigi and his brother Mario went out to search for the Princess for what seemed like the 1,000,000th time.  They had barely made it halfway, when in an instant, Mario yelled out "Stop!"
"Why?"  Luigi asked.
"This might be a trap!"  Mario exclaimed.  So they continued on their way, unaware of what was about to happen.

A couple of hours later, they had made it to the steps of King Bowser Koopa's castle.
"Come on Luigi, let's go in there, bust some Koopa butt, and get Peach back!"
"Let's do this!"  Luigi said back.  They entered the castle.

On the other end of the castle, Bowser had flattened Yoshi in Yoshi's attempt to save the Princess.
"You foolish dino!  You can't stop me, and as soon as Ludwig returns with that power pendant chain, nobody will be able to withstand my power!  Bwahahahahahaha!"  Bowser roared.  (The pendant referred to is the same one from the SMB3 cartoon episode "Super Koopa")

Just then, the door opened.  Mario and Luigi stormed in.
"Bowser!  Just give us back the Princess, and we won't beat you for the 1,000,000th time!"  Mario said.
"Dad!"  Ludwig called.  "I have your power pendant!"
"That's great son!  You are the most worthy of my worthless kids! Bwahahahahaha!"  Bowser said.  "And now the Mario brothers will pay double for all the times they have beaten me!"

So the fight was on.  Mario charged at Bowser, but Bowser smacked him to the side like he was nothing.  Luigi suffered the same fate.  Bowser rubbed the pendant, and he began to glow.
"What you just received was nothing compared to the pain you are about to feel!"  Bowser said as he powered up.  He continued to glow, which must have been the sign that he was powered up.  Mario fired a fireball at Bowser, but Bowser sent it back at Mario like a Roger Clemens fastball.  Mario was fried instantly.
"I always wanted my Mario deep-fried!"  Bowser said.  Luigi narrowly ducked to avoid Bowser's fire breath.  Luigi then did his super leap into the air, and crashed down on Bowser.  Bowser fell to the floor.
"Well, that was easy."  Luigi said.  Bowser then jumped to his feet, repaired of all damage.
"I always open my mouth at the wrong time!"  Luigi said.  Bowser powered up and fired several nuke blasts.  Luigi ducked and closed his eyes.  Then he realized he wasn't the one targeted, it was Mario.  Luigi tried to save Mario, but it was too late.  Mario was nothing short of destroyed.

"No..."  Luigi whispered.
"Yes!!!  I might even give Ludwig a hug for reconstructing this thing!"  Bowser said.  "Waitaminute, where's Peach?"  Luigi asked Bowser.  "Oh, she's at the castle.  I sent her home after receiving word that you and the late Mario were coming.  It was just a plot to lure you here!"  Bowser laughed.  Luigi looked and what he saw sickened him.  It was so graphic and bloody, I can't bring myself to describe it.  All I can say is that Bowser had finally defeated Mario.
"Why don't you try to kill me too?"  Luigi said.  
"Because you aren't worth it.  Yeah, you're just not worth my time.  With this pendant, I can rule the Mushroom world!"  Bowser laughed as he teleported away (a feature of that pendant that I made up) and left Luigi alone with his thoughts, and a dead Mario.

Well, what did you think of that first chapter?  R&R please.  I'd love to hear what you think.

They can take my video games, they can take my possessions, they can beat me, torture me, or flat out try to kill me, but they can never take away my love for America.  

General Chat / Classic quotes from forum members
« on: June 23, 2004, 10:56:16 PM »
Who can forget such a quote as "Those kids were freaky!"?  This is where you spout off about your favorite quote from a forum member.  Funny or serious.

The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.

General Chat / A message about the red white and blue! And more.
« on: June 19, 2004, 12:05:56 AM »
I love my country, so you can imagine how sad and angry I was on September 11th, 2001 when America was attacked by terrorists.  I never said this before, but I feel deep sorrow for everyone who lost a relative.

Losing a father, a grandfather, or an uncle.  I know Luigi Lover almost lost her uncle, and I was glad to know that he made it out alive.

And weren't we all filled with the sudden passion for our beloved country?  I know I was.  Now every day, I go on living in my beloved USA, and making jokes about Saddam Hussein.
But seriously, I stand up for this country, and anyone who disagrees that America is one heck of a country, can read the last line in my sig.  I am Jman, a simple man whose love for my country is about as deep as my relationship with my Lord, Jesus.  That is my message to this board.

Excuse me, there's more.  I want to reveal that I care about all you guys on here, and that you guys are all my good friends.  I wish to meet some of you someday.  I know LL(Luigi Lover) wants to meet me.  But we always have the Circle,  Circle, which is my thread to maintain.  I will be there most of the time I am on here.  The same goes for everyone.  The circle was meant to be a place where we could talk about anything.  What's going on in our lives, what's troubling us, what's got us down, what's our favorite sports teams, and more.  Well,  it's about 1:30 CST, so I'm going to sleep now.  (Hope it wasn't too sentimental.)

The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.

Forum Games / Comedy story
« on: June 12, 2004, 10:05:37 PM »
Well, this is the Nintendo comedy story.  You can post anything, as long as it's funny.  But not perverted, just funny.  Let's keep it clean.  Well, I'll start off.

      It was a bright sunny day in the mushroom kingdom.  Jman wasn't using proper capitals, and Yoshi walked along the road with Mario.  "Everybody loves cake!"  Yoshi yelled.  "Do you like cake Mario?  Huh do ya do ya do ya?"  "Yes, I told you for the millionth time, I like Peach's cake!"  Mario shouted.  "Yeah!  Cakes are the most delicious thing on the planet, amen to that brother!"  Yoshi said.  "YOSHI!!!!  SHUT UP!!!!"  Mario was peeved because Yoshi was acting like Donkey from Shrek.

The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.

General Chat / For the Love of Love!
« on: May 01, 2004, 09:44:49 AM »
Why can't we just get along?  Man, it's no wonder this place is going down the tubes!  Everyone hates each other! Why is the world filled with so much hate?  It sucks!  It's the blasted secular music of this age!  Spewing out their hate messages!  In the words of Sonic the Hedgehog,"Break it up!  We're on the same team! Jeez!"

In my own words, What the heck has happened to the human race?  Always at each other's throats!  I suggest we all try harder (Or in some cases, TRY) to be kinder to each other, on this board, in our daily lives.  I HATE THE WORLD!!!!!!!
             Thank you for your time.

Jman''s various quote of the week #3: In the game of life, there is one winner and one loser.  I''m the winner.  Guess who''s the loser?

Fan Creations / The Ultimate Quest!
« on: April 04, 2004, 08:49:05 PM »
Yes, it is finally here!  After months of consideration and hard work, my newest fanfiction work is ready for the forum!

But first, the intro:

In a time of prosperity, the Mushroom Kingdom is on cloud 9.  Life has been good.  But then, something happens!  Something terrible, yet something that had happened many times before, well, it happened again.  The strange thing is, it happened to four different worlds.  In one day, 4 worlds unite.  8 heroes with help from others set out to save their loved ones, and to save the universe from complete destruction.  4 villains with help from their friends join forces against our heroes in a heck of a crazy battle.  But before this thing is over, our heroes make a shocking discovery.  Will our heroes stop this insanity, or will the bad guys win out and win it all?

Well, there you have it.  I might post chapter 1 tonight, based on your thoughts.  So post your reply, and I'll make my decision.

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

General Chat / Major League baseball's upcoming season.
« on: March 28, 2004, 11:55:27 AM »
Well, who is looking forward to the baseball season?  I am.  This is where you tell about your favorite team, or anything relating to baseball.  My favorite team is the Minnesota Twins, who will try for a third consecutive AL Central Division Title.

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

Video Game Chat / What are your favorite Mario games or Video games?
« on: March 27, 2004, 08:57:28 PM »
So what is your favorite Mario game?  Or video game for example?  Of course, you could always list more than one.  Here are my all-time favorites.
(In no particular order)
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
3. Super Mario Bros.
4  Super Mario world
5. Sonic 3D blast
6. Kirby's Dreamland
7. Paperboy 2
8. Super Smash Brothers
10. Any Madden football game
11. SM64
12. Donkey Kong country
13. DKC 2
14. GB Donkey Kong
15. Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
16. Harvest Moon 64
And many more that I'm too tired and lazy to list.

I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!

Video Game Chat / Sonic X discussion!
« on: March 27, 2004, 08:45:07 PM »
Who here likes Sonic X, the fastest show on the foxbox?  I know I do.  Sonic has always been my favorite video game character, tying for first with Mario.  This has got to be the best Sonic cartoon since the Saturday morning Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.

So, on to discuss the latest episode.  It was very good.  Even though I couldn't see it, I listened to it on my TV sound/transistor radio that also has 24 hour weather updates.  Chris really sounded heartbroken at the end of the episode.  Of all the Sonic episodes I've seen, this was the best so far.  I heard Chris cry out "No!"  And then he screamed and sounded like a struggle.  What was happening?

I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!

General Chat / Wrestlemania 20 predictions and discussion.
« on: March 13, 2004, 07:29:35 PM »
Tomorrow night, it's Wrestlemania 20 in Madison Square Gardens in New York city.  This is the thread to cast your predictions for who will win their matches.

The current set of matches consists of

WWE title match: Kurt Angle vs Eddie Guerrero
WWE world heavyweight title match: HBK vs HHH vs Chris Benoit
And some others I'm too lazy to write in.

I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!

General Chat / Cool, bad, or just plain weird dreams you have had
« on: March 07, 2004, 06:44:12 PM »
This is the thread where you can share about the weirdest, the coolest, or the most tragic dream you have ever had.

My weirdest dream involved me having an obsession with cooking eggs for myself.

My coolest dream had to be this dream about my school winning the state basketball tournament.

I haven't had any truly sad dreams, but I had a dream that I tried to save one of my lady friends from a diabolical villain, but he killed her, I got angry, and destroyed him.

I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!

General Chat / I'm back! For the time being.
« on: February 17, 2004, 03:42:40 PM »
Hello once again fellow members.  It seems I overlooked the computer problem.  Nothing has happened to the computer since my last post, so I'm guessing the problem isn't that bad.  As for the "for the time being" part, that means if something serious happens, I really can't come here that much anymore.  And to be safe, you'll see me every other day posting marginally.  This means since I missed the deadline for the Tag title match, it will happen tonight!

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some!  You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!

General Chat / The end. It's been a great ride.
« on: February 13, 2004, 05:16:55 PM »
I am saddened to report that my CPU's screwing up and that the problems are being linked to me being on here.  I don't know, my computer is really messed up.  So, after nearly a year of fun, the joy ride is over.  So long guys, Maybe I'll return when we get a new computer, but for now, Goodbye and farewell.  This is Jman signing off.

Good night TMK!

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