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Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story

« on: March 15, 2009, 05:43:55 PM »

NEVER MIND THIS POST PEOPLES.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: March 15, 2009, 05:13:41 PM »

What are the chances that, out of sheer coincidence, the name they chose to be Toadstool's first name in the movie just happened to be the name of the other Mario-series princess? Sorry, but it just seems unlikely to me.

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Mario Chat / Re: New Super Mario Brothers

« on: March 15, 2009, 05:00:52 PM »

...What confusion could there possibly be by Wario and Waluigi being playable in M&L4? I mean... what the hell?

...Are they Mario and Luigi's brothers? Are they themselves even related? Where has baby Waluigi been all this time? If they've been antagonists since Wario stole Mario's castle in SML2 and the "evil bros." worked in cahoots with Bowser in Mario Power Tennis, why would they be playable? If they're just in it "for the money" as one might guess, where was Waluigi during the events of Wario's last outing? Is Baby Wario so [darn]ed ugly because he grew out of the lettuce patch, as opposed to the cabbage patch?

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: March 13, 2009, 03:24:56 PM »

Mariology isn't serious business.

As we all know, everything on the internets is serious business. But agreed -- quibbling over trivialities works wonders for the mind. Anyways, Daisy's appearance may be a thinly-veiled promotion of Super Mario Land, released four years prior...

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: March 12, 2009, 03:23:02 PM »

It's hard to prove that the kidnappee in question is Peach -- "Daisy" in the movie does indeed bear a greater resemblance to Peach's annoying brunette counterpart than the blonde one herself. It's also un-helpful how the film's story unfolds in a locale which seems unrelated to both Peach's Mushroom Kingdom and Daisy's Sarasaland. I would assume that Mario's girlfriend Danielle is a Peach-cameo of sorts, while Daisy is the director's [miserably failed] interpretation of Super Mario Land's Daisy.

Yeah.

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Mario Chat / Re: New Super Mario Brothers

« on: March 12, 2009, 02:33:53 PM »

Yes; he certainly does possess that rugged, mannish charm.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's count to a million FOR REAL

« on: March 11, 2009, 02:04:11 PM »

A thousand n' thrity-three n' stuff.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: March 10, 2009, 03:19:57 PM »

"Peace Train"  - Cat Stevens

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Mario Chat / Re: New Super Mario Brothers

« on: March 10, 2009, 03:16:05 PM »

It's an intense struggle between two conversational topics to win the attention of these thread-readers, folks! Who'll it be?

   VS.    

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General Chat / Re: High-Def Mario

« on: March 09, 2009, 07:47:46 PM »

Why?

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General Chat / Re: High-Def Mario

« on: March 09, 2009, 07:24:19 PM »

According to Google, the above post isn't in any existant language. Not even Asianese.

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General Chat / Re: COLOUR

« on: March 09, 2009, 03:22:25 PM »

Missed one... so sue me.

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Mario Chat / Re: New Super Mario Brothers

« on: March 09, 2009, 02:54:16 PM »

ALSO, SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Regarding Silver Metaknight's note, it would certainly be a pity if Waluigi's debut as a mainstream character saw him as nothing more than what Luigi is to Mario "Tubbio McPlumperton" Mario already.

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General Chat / Re: COLOUR

« on: March 09, 2009, 02:48:45 PM »

We Canadians are so cool that we spell "colour", "harbour", "flavour", "honour", "glamour", "humour", and "saviour" with a "U", "sabre", "theatre" and "lustre" with the last two letters positioned as such, and we pronounce the letter Z properly. BITE OUR FROSTBITTEN, MAPLE-FLAVOURED BEHINDS, AMERI...

Err, never mind. But yeah.

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Mario Chat / Re: New Super Mario Brothers

« on: March 09, 2009, 02:22:19 PM »

I object to this.

I see Waluigi as little more than a corporate gimmick, wholly undeserving of setting even one lanky limb into a quality, full-fledged Mario game. Honestly, most lint balls contain more individuality than the anti-Luigi. Pairing him with Wario in the next Wario Land title could certainly offer character improvements, as long as he's capable of more than Luigi-esque floaty jumps.