Author Topic: Peanut Butter: Chunky or Creamy? (Read 20728 times)

SolidShroom · « **on:** April 09, 2007, 02:50:53 PM »

Well, there have been a series of heated debates over creamy or chunky peanut butter in #tmk, and I believe that it's time for this to hit the forums. I believe chunky is better; the ground up peanuts suspended in it make it seem a lot thicker and make it tastier. The peanuts also give it a little bit more taste.

Rick · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:56:04 PM »

It depends. I like the Skippy creamy variety because it's sweeter. However, most of the other varieties I do like chunky a whole lot better.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2007, 03:45:09 PM »

Chunky Peanut Butter is the better butter!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2007, 03:51:44 PM »

I don't like peanut butter. But my mom likes creamy, so I'll vote on her behalf.

Suffix · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2007, 04:24:53 PM »

Chunky peanut butter gets stuck in my teeth too easily. I don't eat regular peanuts much, obviously.

PaperWario · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2007, 04:32:27 PM »

I like creamy better, but my bro is eats peanut butter more than I do.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2007, 05:01:08 PM »

Like PW said, Peanut butter is better when it's creamy.

Dude, I'm so happy happy you made this topic. Peanut Butter is my favorite food.

BP · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2007, 05:25:33 PM »

Chunky is getting CREAMED, HAHAAHA!!!!!!
Creamy.

MaxVance · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2007, 05:27:52 PM »

I also prefer creamy.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2007, 05:31:29 PM »

Chunky is...LOSING! x_x

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2007, 05:32:34 PM »

Chunky.

You people are crazy.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2007, 06:32:31 PM »

Creamy.

Chunky is harder to spread and gets stuck much easier than creamy does.

The Chef · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2007, 06:56:55 PM »

Creamy. That's all I'll say..

SushieBoy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2007, 07:47:43 PM »

I'll support chunky! And It's chunky goodness!

Deezer · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2007, 09:02:42 PM »

I have to go with chunky.

bobman37 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2007, 09:31:24 PM »

Chunky is so good, they shouldn't even make creamy.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2007, 11:55:04 PM »

Both taste like rotten donkey vomit so I guess it's a toss-up for me.

MaxVance · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2007, 05:27:19 AM »

Apparently peanut butter is one of those things you have to grow up with to enjoy. I wouldn't know, though, since I grew up with it.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2007, 06:29:33 AM »

I did grow up with peanut butter. It tasted like shark-pooped chum when my mom fed me a peanut butter sandwich at age 4 and it tasted like rabid monkey snot when I accidentally ate a peanut butter cookie at age 18. Peanut butter smells bad, tastes worse, looks like diarrhea, feels like slime, and makes gross scholooping sounds when you use it. I'd stab my George Washington Carver voodoo doll a few more times but I just looked on Wikipedia and he didn't actually invent peanut butter. I guess that means peanut butter even makes all those Black History Month posters a lie. Peanut butter is racist.

PaperWario · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:37:56 AM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on April 10, 2007, 06:29:33 AM

I did grow up with peanut butter. It tasted like shark-pooped chum when my mom fed me a peanut butter sandwich at age 4 and it tasted like rabid monkey snot when I accidentally ate a peanut butter cookie at age 18. Peanut butter smells bad, tastes worse, looks like diarrhea, feels like slime, and makes gross scholooping sounds when you use it. I'd stab my George Washington Carver voodoo doll a few more times but I just looked on Wikipedia and he didn't actually invent peanut butter. I guess that means peanut butter even makes all those Black History Month posters a lie. Peanut butter is racist.

I don't think I'll ever eat peanutbutter again, and by the way, George could have been the inventor because pepole edit Wikipedia all the time.

The Chef · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2007, 10:07:36 AM »

Lizard Dude must really be a lizard. No human can resist the taste of any kind of peanut butter.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2007, 12:26:24 PM »

Unless they're allergic, of course. :P

My brother has a peanut allergy, so unfortunately he can't eat the stuff.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:04:36 PM »

Go go creamy. I grew up with creamy peanut butter. I once tried crunchy around the same time, and spit the sandwich out. So, yes, creamy is teh winnar.

Vid, even though someone could be allergic to peanut butter, they could like the taste and risk death everytime they tasted it, technically not resisting it.

Edit: Never specified what brand. Jif ftw, though I would like to try the Reese's brand and maybe Skippy. Also, I must find some real Fluff to try one o' those Fluffernutters that look oh so tempting and good.

Toad · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2007, 04:18:28 PM »

I am allergic to peanuts, so it is soy butter for me!

For the record, the soy butter that I buy is smooth, and tastes just like peanut butter as I remember it. Before recently, I hadn't eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for at least a decade.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2007, 05:17:57 PM »

Lizard Dude must never have had the good stuff. Because most commercially-produced peanut butter is royally gross.
However, good chunky peanut butter destroys the creamy competition.

The Chef · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2007, 05:54:52 PM »

Skippy is commercially produced and I never had any problem with it.

However, I like PB, but Nutella's cocoa-infused hazelnut butter is heaven for me.

PaperWario · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2007, 06:19:14 PM »

I like Jif's creamy the best. :P

bobman37 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:14:22 PM »

I like Peter Pan's salmonella flavor.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #28 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:46:43 PM »

Jif rules, but Peter Pan is good too.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:04:22 PM »

Chunky all the way, I just love peanuts and delicious chunks of them.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #30 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:05:38 PM »

Jif, Peter Pan, Skippy, all horrible ugly grossness.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #31 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:12:45 PM »

Noooooooo! Jif is awesome. :P

PaperWario · « **Reply #32 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:28:07 PM »

Jif All the Way! ;D

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #33 on:** April 10, 2007, 11:17:22 PM »

*chants* Jif! Jif!

BP · « **Reply #34 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:29:57 AM »

Skippy's creamy is the way to go. If we had some... I'd probably go get a spoon.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #35 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:18:09 AM »

Oh yeah! Skippy is nice! The one with the roasted peanuts! *drools*

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:22:18 PM »

Chup probably makes his own peanut butter.

The Chef · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:23:13 PM »

I can't blame him for liking fresh, non-commercial food though. Organic maple syrup kicks the crud outta that Log Cabin crap.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2007, 06:22:04 PM »

Well, I mean, I at least buy natural peanut butter with no hydrogenated oil. Smucker's usually.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2007, 06:29:44 PM »

I don't usually eat peanut butter, but when I do, it's chunky for sandwiches and creamy for PBCCPTs. I don't really have a preferred brand.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #40 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:17:40 AM »

Peanut Butter that you have to mix up A LOT because the oil is separated from it is better than the regular peanut butter!

BP · « **Reply #41 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:46:09 AM »

Yick, I hate that! When you HAVE to open the inferior jar of chunky because you just couldn't CONTROL yourself and devoured all the creamy in under a minute but you have to have more, and there's this DISGUSTING SLIME in it?! UUUGHHHH!!

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #42 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:29:34 PM »

It's called oil, BP.

And peanuts contain quite a bit of it, not to mention that there's also hydrogenated oils in the kinds of peanut butter Chup dislikes.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #43 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:36:20 PM »

Natural oil that you have to stir up is definitely the way to go.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #44 on:** April 12, 2007, 05:56:17 PM »

Naturalness and freshness of food of any kind is not the American way though.

PaperMario · « **Reply #45 on:** April 12, 2007, 06:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Wiggles on April 09, 2007, 06:32:31 PM

Creamy.

Chunky is harder to spread and gets stuck much easier than creamy does.

Exactly. Chunky is good, but the spreading is a problem. Then again, I don't typically eat either butter, so......

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #46 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:31:37 PM »

Creamy, to be honest. I suppose it all really boils down to what you're eating it with.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #47 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:39:06 PM »

I enjoy peanut butter by itself.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #48 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:33:59 PM »

I can't do that. I just find taking a spoon, digging into a jar and eating it to be...weird, for some reason.

Recently I've been spreading peanut butter on cookies rather than bread,

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #49 on:** April 12, 2007, 10:46:29 PM »

I am not American!!! Ah-hah! I am allowed to eat healthy...even though my ideal meal consist of pizza, salad, pepsi, and ice cream.

I have no Native American ancestors. My aunt does, though.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #50 on:** April 12, 2007, 10:49:55 PM »

Then that means you do too, child. :P

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #51 on:** April 12, 2007, 11:11:01 PM »

But my mom doesn't! They've got different dads! I'm Spanish, French, Nigerian, and Madagascan. The Spanish and French is a guess because somewhere in the family I heard about our French side and my great uncle looks completely Spanish. So I claimed the two nationalities for no good reason x_x.

Oops, I strayed off-topic.

To be truthful, I like Cashew butter a lot, too. But the peanut butter taste fresh when you have to mix the oil into it!

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #52 on:** April 13, 2007, 12:34:17 PM »

By law, they are, then. :P

Anyway, there's currently no peanut butter in this house. :(

The Chef · « **Reply #53 on:** April 13, 2007, 01:53:34 PM »

I'd eat an entire jar of PB if given the chance, bu I'm never given the chance.

SuperBros64 · « **Reply #54 on:** April 18, 2007, 06:56:39 PM »

peanut butter with cruncy is better because i dont hav to go through all the trouble by crumbling my potato chips and laying them on the sandwhich so the nuts make the crunch for me

The Chef · « **Reply #55 on:** April 18, 2007, 07:52:41 PM »

Eeuw, Potato Chips in Peanut Butter?

BP · « **Reply #56 on:** April 18, 2007, 07:54:30 PM »

spllng & grmmr plz SB64

Kojinka · « **Reply #57 on:** April 18, 2007, 08:05:03 PM »

I don't care for the peanuts themselves, so creamy all the way.

MaxVance · « **Reply #58 on:** April 18, 2007, 10:00:33 PM »

Quote from: SuperBros64+Grammar on April 18, 2007, 06:56:39 PM

Crunchy peanut butter is better because I don't have to go through all the trouble of crumbling my potato chips and laying them on the sandwich, so the nuts make the crunch for me.

Is it that hard? And what's the deal with potato chips and peanut butter?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #59 on:** April 18, 2007, 10:03:45 PM »

*sigh*.............I heard that people were getting sick over eating bad peanut butter or something.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #60 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:00:17 PM »

That was due to salmonella in Peter Pan brand peanut butter about a month or so ago.

No one I know of eats that brand (I don't believe it's very popular up here, just Jif and Skippy), anyway.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #61 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:14:54 PM »

I heard it was because a leaky roof in the factory.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #62 on:** April 19, 2007, 02:24:29 PM »

Best Choice or something peanut butter was also affected.
All that stuff is still gross anyway.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #63 on:** April 19, 2007, 03:06:00 PM »

Okay here's the challenge. I want CW to tell me a good peanut butter and I'm going to eat it and post how it tasted.

bobman37 · « **Reply #64 on:** April 19, 2007, 05:12:10 PM »

I already made the Peter Pan joke. I don't think anyone noticed.

Quote from: bobman37 on April 10, 2007, 08:14:22 PM

I like Peter Pan's salmonella flavor.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #65 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:23:30 PM »

Smucker's All-Natural Chunky Peanut Butter.
Not saying you will definitely like it but I sure can't really take other kinds.

SuperBros64 · « **Reply #66 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:31:48 PM »

well i think someone said skippy for a good peanut butter but my mom got me some and it tastes very good! and if you take the top off the sandwhich it wont stick to it and make rips in your sandwhich

Matty_G33 · « **Reply #67 on:** April 20, 2007, 10:51:28 PM »

I preffer smooth...

SushieBoy · « **Reply #68 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:39:07 AM »

.........Do you mean creamy?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #69 on:** April 22, 2007, 09:36:35 AM »

Some brands call it smooth too. Don't be dumb.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #70 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:05:03 AM »

Sorry, but I've been diagnosed with permanent dumbness.

Kojinka · « **Reply #71 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:00:18 AM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on April 22, 2007, 10:05:03 AM

Sorry, but I've been diagnosed with permanent dumbness.

It's from writing all those "Wario is dumb! LOL" fanfics, isn't it? How could something so seemingly harmless and funny be so dangerous!?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #72 on:** April 22, 2007, 12:18:41 PM »

Sadly yes. The doctors say I don't have long to live, as my dumbness is sure to kill me in a stupid, but hilarious freak accident someday.

SuperBros64 · « **Reply #73 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:54:18 PM »

they should make a medicine for being dumb, wait they cant do that........oh no i caught the dumbness paperluigi noooooooooooooo!!!

BP · « **Reply #74 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:55:07 PM »

.................................
Yeah, so I saw this girl buying creamy at the grocery store today. I was like, "Aw yeah! Creamy is better!" she looked at me as if to say "Who are you, you little dork?"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #75 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:25:54 PM »

Haha, that's pretty funny, considering you're a complete stranger to her.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #76 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:08:25 PM »

And considering that you're 100% incorrect.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #77 on:** April 24, 2007, 03:32:34 PM »

Creamy is better.

Shyguy92 · « **Reply #78 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:14:45 PM »

wheres the rock solid jaw breaker peanut butter option?

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #79 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:17:18 PM »

This thread has gone on too long without...

MaxVance · « **Reply #80 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:28:20 PM »

But it can't be Peanut Butter Jelly Time without the jelly.

The Chef · « **Reply #81 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:33:51 PM »

I hate that banana. *attempts to suppress rage*

Kojinka · « **Reply #82 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:01:13 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on April 24, 2007, 07:33:51 PM

I hate that banana. *attempts to suppress rage*

WHAT?! That banana is the coolest thing to ever hit the internet. Bless his soul. Curse you, Donkey Kong!

MaxVance · « **Reply #83 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:49:38 PM »

I thought TMK was the coolest thing to hit the Internet.

Deezer · « **Reply #84 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:26:42 PM »

I heard bananas and peanut butter is a good combo, but I've never tried it.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #85 on:** April 24, 2007, 11:03:59 PM »

Quote from: MaxVance on April 24, 2007, 09:49:38 PM

I thought TMK was the coolest thing to hit the Internet.

It's a tough choice... iirc, TMK was here before the banana, but then again TMK doesn't dance like the banana does.

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #86 on:** April 25, 2007, 12:33:33 AM »

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #87 on:** April 25, 2007, 03:18:44 AM »

I stand corrected.

MaxVance · « **Reply #88 on:** April 25, 2007, 05:13:53 AM »

If you haven't seen it with the music, it's even better.

(Click on J.J.)

The Chef · « **Reply #89 on:** April 25, 2007, 01:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Kojinka on April 24, 2007, 08:01:13 PM

WHAT?! That banana is the coolest thing to ever hit the internet. Bless his soul. Curse you, Donkey Kong!

You wouldn't know cool if it jumped up and poked you in the eye. >:(

Suffix · « **Reply #90 on:** April 25, 2007, 03:09:06 PM »

HAH! As a note to Deezer, peanut butter and sliced bananas is indeed excellent. I used to have it every day in elementary school. Our supply of bananas currently is not as solid as it used to be however.