Here's a little game that I got in an email that was forwarded from six hundred other people. I thought it was pretty fun, so I've modified it a little bit and posted it here.
Pick what letter your first name starts with:
A, B, C, or D: I
E, F, G, or H: We
I, J, K, or L: They
M, N, O, or P: Someone
Q, R, S, or T: Everyone
U, V, W, or X: Nobody
Y or Z: You
Pick the month you were born:
January: kicked
February: loved
March: karate chopped
April: ate
May: jumped on
June: smelled
July: kissed
August: had lunch with
September: danced with
October: solved
November: yelled at
December: ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1: a birdbath
2: a potato
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: Abraham Lincoln
6: yo momma
7: my dog
8: my cat
9: my friend
10: your friend
11: myself
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: two parrots
15: a goat
16: an exploding barrel
17: your face
18: a spoon
19: a smurf
20: three bowls of grits
21: a ninja
22: a pirate
23: something
24: Chuck Norris
25: a noodle
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an iPod
29: a cheap iPod ripoff
30: a llama
31: Santa Claus
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: because I'm cool like that.
Black: because I want to.
Pink: because...why not?
Red: because that's how I roll.
Blue: because I do what I want to.
Green: because I'm an elf.
Purple: because I'm awesome.
Gray: because I'm magic.
Yellow: because I'm magically delicious.
Orange: because I was offered vast sums of money.
Brown: because I volunteered.
Other: because I'm a ninja.
None: because I was on COPS.
Now add all the phrases together in order to make a sentence. Ta-da!