Author Topic: Lets count to grown up FOR REAL (Read 14506 times)

dc804 · « **on:** February 10, 2009, 01:50:37 PM »

Baby is born

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2009, 01:53:32 PM »

"Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!"

dc804 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2009, 08:36:33 PM »

Kid is toilet trained.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2009, 11:23:33 PM »

Lizard Dude?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:52:32 PM »

Kid learns to read.

Tingrio · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:07:12 PM »

Kid goes to school.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

Kid forgets how to read.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:38:14 PM »

Kid gets sent to detention for peaking at girl's undies.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2009, 10:11:01 PM »

Kid secretly starts wearing girl's undies.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:03:08 AM »

Stern father with mustache finds out about it.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:12:01 AM »

Kid insolently pulls on father's mustache.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:13:53 AM »

Stern father gets ****ed, pulls out his belt and screams "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:05:09 PM »

Kid runs away from home with some peanut butter sandwiches in tow, not realizing that they have salmonella.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »

Kid gets sick, crawls under a bridge and prepares to die alone.

Rao · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:29:48 PM »

Kid gets rescued by a millionaire do-gooder.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:50:40 PM »

Millionaire adopts him and the kid becomes a rich, spoiled brat.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:53:04 PM »

New millionaire dad is never around; kid is mostly raised by illegal immigrant maid.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:58:03 PM »

Kid becomes depressed and decides (after listening to Rammstein) to shoot up his school...with a water gun!

dc804 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:06:44 PM »

Kid discovers porn, and isn't depressed anymore.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »

Kid develops unrealistic ideas of sexuality and is never quite right.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:06:05 PM »

Porn industry falls apart because the ignorant people who look at it finally recognize it for the disgusting and perverted crap that it really is.

The kid keeps his unrealistic ideas of sexuality, gets five girls pregnant and gets AIDS.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:56:29 PM »

Despite having twelve children to provide for, kid manages to pass the fourth grade with flying colors.

dc804 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:10:36 PM »

Kid discovers hentai and likes it better than real porn.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:21:21 PM »

Kid attempts to romance fictional character Chun-Li

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:48:07 PM »

Kid spends five years learning Japanese.

dc804 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:54:56 PM »

Kid writes script to a hentai movie and makes millions then makes three sequels and becomes director.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:16:16 PM »

Kid dies of AIDS. Hentai industry falls apart because loser fanboys stop drawing it.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:27:57 PM »

One million points to whoever makes a movie about this kid's life.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:27:16 PM »

Kid's body decomposes. His remains grow up to be a nice tree. His soul remains in limbo to this day.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:51:00 PM »

Tree is gradually cut down by another boy. A sad book about it is written by Shel Silverstein.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:56:22 PM »

The other boy (who is now very old) sits down on the stump of the tree who was unhealthily obsessed with porn and asks deep, philosophical questions about the meaning of cheese.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:11:10 PM »

Other boy begins feeding his new interest by spraying Cheez Whiz directly into his throat.

Rao · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:22:44 PM »

Oh
my
this
is
really
out of hand.

dc804 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:40:38 PM »

Other boy discovers TMK forums.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:02:55 AM »

Other boy creates Lets count to grown up FOR REAL topic.

dc804 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:14:39 PM »

Other boy reads through the thread one day and sees that it follows his life exactly.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:22:52 PM »

Other boy freaks out.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:30:23 PM »

Other boy secretly starts wearing girl's undies.

dc804 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:51:39 PM »

Other by secretly starts wearing bra.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:05:15 PM »

Other boy secretly starts wearing blouses.

dc804 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »

Other boy gets a sex change and doesn't keep it secret.

edit: Other boy is now known as girl.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »

Other "girl" becomes transsexual model and makes millions.

(Ugh...I really should shoot myself for posting that).

dc804 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »

Girl suddenly remembers that when she was other boy, he liked girls. But now that other boy is girl, it is harder to get girls because there aren't too many other girls who would want to date a girl that was a guy. So girl goes back to being other boy to get girls easier.

edit: and secretly still wears thong

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM »

God kills other boy with lightning bolt because this has gotten way out of hand.

dc804 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:35:15 PM »

God remembers that other boy was his only friend. God is depressed.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:36:31 PM »

God creates more other boys. God is happy. Story ends due to lack of public interest.

dc804 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:54:26 PM »

Since the story ended, the Earth in that story blows up.

THE END

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:54:31 PM »

THE END is toilet trained.

dc804 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:00:07 PM »

THE END learns to read.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »

THE END goes to school.

dc804 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:30:36 PM »

THE END forgets how to read.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #51 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:37:49 PM »

THE END wears girl's undies, but since she's a girl, it's not a big deal.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #52 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:38:50 PM »

THE END is killed by Snake.

dc804 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:47:42 PM »

Snake wears girl's undies.

Rao · « **Reply #54 on:** February 16, 2009, 09:57:21 PM »

Snake gets married.

dc804 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:12:59 PM »

Snake becomes depressed and learns that this is because people in a place called TMK forums are controlling his world, making him depressed, porn obsessed, diseased, alcoholic and wear his daughters underwear. So Snake jumps out of his world, into the real world, and goes off to kill the people who post on TMK who make his life miserable. dc804 is who he targets first for making the topic.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #56 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:16:11 PM »

Solid Snake wants to fight! Snake sends out Otacon!

dc804: Go...CrossEyed7!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #57 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:25:17 PM »

CrossEyed7 wears girl's undies.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #58 on:** February 17, 2009, 04:49:41 PM »

Let's stick to fiction please.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #59 on:** February 17, 2009, 05:30:36 PM »

If that was in the You Laugh, You Lose topic, I would've lost.

dc804 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:23:22 PM »

dc804 uses BIRD

BIRD carries Snake away

5000 experience points