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Author Topic: Lets count to grown up FOR REAL  (Read 10406 times)

« on: February 10, 2009, 01:50:37 PM »
Baby is born
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 01:53:32 PM »
"Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 08:36:33 PM »
Kid is toilet trained.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 11:23:33 PM »
Lizard Dude?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 05:52:32 PM »
Kid learns to read.

« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 07:07:12 PM »
Kid goes to school.
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »
Kid forgets how to read.
That was a joke.

« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 09:38:14 PM »
Kid gets sent to detention for peaking at girl's undies.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 10:11:01 PM »
Kid secretly starts wearing girl's undies.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2009, 12:03:08 AM »
Stern father with mustache finds out about it.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2009, 12:12:01 AM »
Kid insolently pulls on father's mustache.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2009, 12:13:53 AM »
Stern father gets ****ed, pulls out his belt and screams "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2009, 01:05:09 PM »
Kid runs away from home with some peanut butter sandwiches in tow, not realizing that they have salmonella.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »
Kid gets sick, crawls under a bridge and prepares to die alone.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2009, 01:29:48 PM »
Kid gets rescued by a millionaire do-gooder.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2009, 01:50:40 PM »
Millionaire adopts him and the kid becomes a rich, spoiled brat.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2009, 01:53:04 PM »
New millionaire dad is never around; kid is mostly raised by illegal immigrant maid.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2009, 01:58:03 PM »
Kid becomes depressed and decides (after listening to Rammstein) to shoot up his school...with a water gun!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2009, 12:06:44 PM »
Kid discovers porn, and isn't depressed anymore.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »
Kid develops unrealistic ideas of sexuality and is never quite right.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2009, 01:06:05 PM »
Porn industry falls apart because the ignorant people who look at it finally recognize it for the disgusting and perverted crap that it really is.

The kid keeps his unrealistic ideas of sexuality, gets five girls pregnant and gets AIDS.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2009, 01:56:29 PM »
Despite having twelve children to provide for, kid manages to pass the fourth grade with flying colors.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2009, 03:10:36 PM »
Kid discovers hentai and likes it better than real porn.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2009, 03:21:21 PM »
Kid attempts to romance fictional character Chun-Li
No! I don't want that!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2009, 03:48:07 PM »
Kid spends five years learning Japanese.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2009, 03:54:56 PM »
Kid writes script to a hentai movie and makes millions then makes three sequels and becomes director.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2009, 06:16:16 PM »
Kid dies of AIDS. Hentai industry falls apart because loser fanboys stop drawing it.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 06:17:52 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2009, 07:27:57 PM »
One million points to whoever makes a movie about this kid's life.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2009, 08:27:16 PM »
Kid's body decomposes. His remains grow up to be a nice tree. His soul remains in limbo to this day.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2009, 08:51:00 PM »
Tree is gradually cut down by another boy. A sad book about it is written by Shel Silverstein.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 08:56:22 PM »
The other boy (who is now very old) sits down on the stump of the tree who was unhealthily obsessed with porn and asks deep, philosophical questions about the meaning of cheese.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 09:11:10 PM »
Other boy begins feeding his new interest by spraying Cheez Whiz directly into his throat.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 11:22:44 PM »
Oh
my
this
is
really
out of hand.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 11:40:38 PM »
Other boy discovers TMK forums.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2009, 01:02:55 AM »
Other boy creates Lets count to grown up FOR REAL topic.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2009, 03:14:39 PM »
Other boy reads through the thread one day and sees that it follows his life exactly.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2009, 03:22:52 PM »
Other boy freaks out.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2009, 03:30:23 PM »
Other boy secretly starts wearing girl's undies.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2009, 03:51:39 PM »
Other by secretly starts wearing bra.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2009, 04:05:15 PM »
Other boy secretly starts wearing blouses.

« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »
Other boy gets a sex change and doesn't keep it secret.

edit: Other boy is now known as girl.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »
Other "girl" becomes transsexual model and makes millions.

(Ugh...I really should shoot myself for posting that).
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »
Girl suddenly remembers that when she was other boy, he liked girls. But now that other boy is girl, it is harder to get girls because there aren't too many other girls who would want to date a girl that was a guy. So girl goes back to being other boy to get girls easier.

edit: and secretly still wears thong
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM »
God kills other boy with lightning bolt because this has gotten way out of hand.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2009, 05:35:15 PM »
God remembers that other boy was his only friend. God is depressed.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2009, 05:36:31 PM »
God creates more other boys. God is happy. Story ends due to lack of public interest.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2009, 01:54:26 PM »
Since the story ended, the Earth in that story blows up.

THE END
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2009, 02:54:31 PM »
THE END is toilet trained.

« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2009, 03:00:07 PM »
THE END learns to read.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »
THE END goes to school.

« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2009, 03:30:36 PM »
THE END forgets how to read.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2009, 03:37:49 PM »
THE END wears girl's undies, but since she's a girl, it's not a big deal.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2009, 03:38:50 PM »
THE END is killed by Snake.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2009, 03:47:42 PM »
Snake wears girl's undies.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2009, 09:57:21 PM »
Snake gets married.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2009, 10:12:59 PM »
Snake becomes depressed and learns that this is because people in a place called TMK forums are controlling his world, making him depressed, porn obsessed, diseased, alcoholic and wear his daughters underwear. So Snake jumps out of his world, into the real world, and goes off to kill the people who post on TMK who make his life miserable. dc804 is who he targets first for making the topic.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2009, 10:16:11 PM »
Solid Snake wants to fight! Snake sends out Otacon!

dc804: Go...CrossEyed7!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2009, 10:25:17 PM »
CrossEyed7 wears girl's undies.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2009, 04:49:41 PM »
Let's stick to fiction please.

« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2009, 05:30:36 PM »
If that was in the You Laugh, You Lose topic, I would've lost.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2009, 07:23:22 PM »
dc804 uses BIRD

BIRD carries Snake away

5000 experience points
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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