Read If I ****ed U Off

[LieutenantEagle]

Hey there.  If I, LieutenantEagle, have ****ed u off, please say it here!

If I get over 50, I will ban myself like GrimSack did.

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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates!  But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven!  It''s the Star Rod!  It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)

[LieutenantEagle]

AAAAAIGGH my words were censored by the program.  Oh well...I hope u understand what I mean.

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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates!  But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven!  It''s the Star Rod!  It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)

[Paper Mario]

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.........

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Luigi-Mario your looking thin!
Mario-You think I lost weight?
Luigi-Nevermind...

Wario-Ahhhhh I love swimming in my pool of pretty woman.
Pretty Woman-WE LOVE YOU WARIO!!
Wario-Life is good.....
*Wakes up*
Wario-Darn, it was a dream!!
I thought it was real!!

Bowser-Its the end for you Mario!!
Mario-Here comes my secret weapon!!
*Pulls out pair of sissors*
Mario-I will cut you to ribbon!!
Bowser-AAAHHH!! Noooooo!!!!