Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 361818 times)

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1605 on:** June 12, 2005, 06:33:45 AM »

And then the woodchuck ate a tree, and ejected the sawdust at peach, who was rushed immediately to the hospital.

PeteyPiranha · « **Reply #1606 on:** June 12, 2005, 07:47:47 AM »

at the hospital she was processed into a sandwhich and Mario ate her

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1607 on:** June 12, 2005, 09:13:06 AM »

And then Luigi had to perform a gastroectomy to get Peach out of Mario's stomach

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

Dark viscount · « **Reply #1608 on:** June 12, 2005, 10:21:10 AM »

unfortunaley Peach was dead, so they got Daisy to take her place in the circle of life.

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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1609 on:** June 12, 2005, 10:26:00 AM »

Unfortunately Daisy refused to dye her hair blonde so luigi hit her over the head with a piece of lead piping, killing her instantly

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/12/2005 9:27:25 AM

Dark viscount · « **Reply #1610 on:** June 12, 2005, 10:37:36 AM »

To conceal his crime Luigi stuffed Daisy's corpse in a question block and dressed up as daisy, who was dressing up as Peach.

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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/12/2005 9:39:23 AM

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1611 on:** June 12, 2005, 10:44:58 AM »

Thus is the tale of the haunted question-block.

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

Dark viscount · « **Reply #1612 on:** June 12, 2005, 10:51:35 AM »

And because the story ended it had to start again this time with Kirby, Meta Knight, Marx, and King De de de shoping at a super market.

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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!

CharginChuck · « **Reply #1613 on:** June 12, 2005, 11:57:10 AM »

Then the StarFox Crew showed up, and Falco pulled out his blaster and blasted King Dedede relentlessly, for no apparant reason.

Dark viscount · « **Reply #1614 on:** June 12, 2005, 12:03:43 PM »

Marx then transformed using the power of Nova and sucked the Star Fox crew into his black hole.

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Paper Luigi yay! all your partners hate you and are only staying around so that they can stab you in the back yay!

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/12/2005 11:05:22 AM

TLW · « **Reply #1615 on:** June 12, 2005, 01:06:30 PM »

But then marx sucked himself in to himself, taking the world with him.

The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1616 on:** June 12, 2005, 02:19:12 PM »

Then the story restarted because it was supposed to have Mario characters.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1617 on:** June 12, 2005, 02:52:11 PM »

"Look", Kirby said, "a banana!"

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

Markio · « **Reply #1618 on:** June 12, 2005, 02:56:58 PM »

Suddenly, it was nighttime, and Peach got out of bed, and she went to get a fresh pair of socks, because there was a hole in her roof, and the rain fell through and soaked her socks, so she put on a new pair, and then went outside, and decided to sleep on a lifeboat in the moat, so she could float, and then gloat about her sleep in the moat.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1619 on:** June 12, 2005, 09:16:16 PM »

After her float in the moat, Peach went to a restraunt with a goomba.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!