Author Topic: dark days ...on isle Delfino (Read 43168 times)

Sapphira · « **Reply #135 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:41:27 PM »

This is starting to sound like Mario Nonsense.

Then Jack Sprat ate some fat and Bill(y Bob Thorton) came tumbling after. He crashed into Bruce Willis, and the two decided to rob the Delfino Bank.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #136 on:** May 06, 2003, 02:03:12 PM »

You know, CW, that you can download that episode with KaZaA. I have, and I agree, it's great, and it was in good quality.

Then Dexter's parrot rescued Mario, but it was flying backwards as usual, and it took Mario out into the Arctic Ocean.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.

Mario Master · « **Reply #137 on:** May 06, 2003, 07:52:17 PM »

But then, the unthinkable happened...
Mario, in his efforts to find his pancake, had accidentally eaten a dictionary, and when he flushed the dictionary-poop down his toilet clogged. This caused his toilet to overflow and run into the main pipeline for Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunatly, Yoshi was drinking out of the toilet at that time, and then Mario's poo came up through the toilet and Yoshi ate it. Yoshi then transformed into...

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #138 on:** May 06, 2003, 07:57:41 PM »

... a mutated Toad: It had orange blood-shot eyes looking in two different directions; toxic drool dripping from the mouth; sticky, crusty, dry, and bile-colored skin; a long, hot soup tongue for a nose; *one* distorted leg, being Luigi's arm, and having 8 fingers; a decaying Peach head for an arm; and its voice sounded like a screeching diseased monkey with an English accent, stuck inside a lawnmower. It went on a rampage down in the sewer system, spreading diseases that caused people to experience obesity, and repeatedly mimick, "Look! A Chain Chomp!" or "Hee hee, hoo hoo!"

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/6/2003 7:20:04 PM

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #139 on:** May 08, 2003, 01:51:32 PM »

Then Yoshi ate a bar of soap.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #140 on:** May 10, 2003, 10:28:58 AM »

Eating the soap turned him back to regular Yoshi.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Hirocon · « **Reply #141 on:** May 11, 2003, 12:20:02 AM »

But then he had no soap with which to bathe.

Sapphira · « **Reply #142 on:** May 11, 2003, 01:19:10 PM »

So he found some shampoo. Although, he "accidently" ate it.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #143 on:** May 11, 2003, 01:58:21 PM »

Then Yoshi burped a bubbly burp and everyone started playing Bubble Bobble! However, this was an overload for Luigi's brain, and he ripped off his face to reveal...

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Sapphira · « **Reply #144 on:** May 11, 2003, 02:00:58 PM »

He was a Pikachu!! Everyone screamed in utter terror and pulled out their...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #145 on:** May 11, 2003, 11:29:23 PM »

...oversized underwear! Pee-Wee Herman said "Mmm!! Yoshi-ey!" but then a giant boulder that was the Earth tumbled down a hill and...

Mario Master · « **Reply #146 on:** May 12, 2003, 06:09:48 AM »

rolled over some toothpaste!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Sapphira · « **Reply #147 on:** May 12, 2003, 07:33:14 AM »

The toothpaste covered everyone with it's sticky, pastey, minty goo-like substance. E. Gadd shouted, "Eee gadd!...

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #148 on:** May 13, 2003, 04:09:20 PM »

!" Then he cleaned his teeth by dunking his head into the goo, and he could speak English.

Another moment and it would have been... later.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #149 on:** May 17, 2003, 10:43:09 PM »

Then Peach started speaking French again.