Author Topic: Mario and Luigi are dead? (Read 46864 times)

Dr. Mario · « **on:** March 03, 2003, 05:54:21 PM »

Mario and Luigi have died. Now who will rise up to save the Mushroom Kingdom when there is trouble.

The story starts off at Mario and Luigi's funeral. Every Nintendo character ever (except Pokemon) has shown up to mourn the loss of their beloved mascots.

Peach is seen crying, Toadsworth tries to comfort her, but he has relized himself that it is to know use.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2003, 06:56:03 PM »

So Toadsworthy stuffs a sock in her mouth to cork her cry-hole.

If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2003, 09:50:10 PM »

And Peach suffocates to death. Then everyone becomes an angry mob and slughters Toadsworth.

Meanwhile, Wario, the forgotten yet really awesome in my mind 3rd brother, is trying to figure out some way to take control over what has been lost for now.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2003, 10:05:45 PM »

So he stole a dime.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2003, 09:43:22 PM »

He took the dime to the store and bought one piece of Bazooka gum.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2003, 10:09:38 PM »

He laughed so hard at the joke that he fell over.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2003, 05:22:02 PM »

He fell into a giant vat of nacho cheese.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2003, 10:42:37 PM »

Then in came the Taco Bell dog...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2003, 03:00:24 PM »

the Taco Bell dog had just come from hid Gieco car insurance commercial audition. He then said, "There was a talking gecko there!"

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2003, 06:21:35 PM »

Then Wario farted in the cheese and it made gigantic bubbles that threatened to destroy the Earth! Or if they popped they'd just stink it up with the stench of Wario's insides... I don't know which would be worse....

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2003, 10:39:08 PM »

Then the Geico Gekko wondered where he was.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2003, 01:54:54 PM »

So he got out a map and one of the bubbles popped on him.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2003, 08:43:03 PM »

Then it started raining apples.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2003, 08:46:43 AM »

The apples pelted everyone in the head, giving them all concusions.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2003, 06:22:16 PM »

But then Kirby came out of nowhere and ate all the apples. Then the sun went out.