Author Topic: Mario and Luigi are dead? (Read 46862 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2003, 10:30:45 PM »

And Mario had to go destroy the Puff Puff Machine. Small problem here...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2003, 01:08:40 PM »

...for the Puff Puff Machine was on Cloudy Climb, and Mario needed his Seed, Soil, and Water. So he went to Flower Fields...

Mario Master · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2003, 01:09:55 PM »

Oh yeah, he's dead. So Yoshi went to Flower Fields...

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2003, 07:16:00 PM »

And along the way accidentally popped a rather large Wario fart-cheese-bubble.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"

Insane Steve · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2003, 08:50:00 PM »

And for some odd reason I can't figure out... no unbearable smell came out.

Oh wait, I know why now.

Some weird unnamed monster that thrived on the stuff (no reason why) was living inside. In a cruel twist of irony, this ... thing ... ate Yoshi. Now, he wasn't dead because of this... but still...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2003, 01:13:51 AM »

...the thing's name was Steve. He lived in the Negative Zone, a dimension where everything was made of antimatter.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2003, 11:52:09 AM »

But then all the antimatter in the Negative Zone had its molecular structures changed, it was now...

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2003, 08:55:58 PM »

Mario's dead carcass! It stunk with the stench of rotting Italian flesh (smell 3-week-old pasta after it's been setting in the sun).

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2003, 10:22:33 PM »

And then Mario got up and he was revealed to be a vampire! BLaa!!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:24:01 AM »

Then a drop of blood fell off Mario's fangs and Yoshi sniffed it. It wasn't blood, it was...

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:41:08 AM »

pasta sauce!

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:26:02 PM »

Yoshi said "(I thought Mario ate too much the other day...)". But it wasn't anywhere near Halloween...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #27 on:** March 13, 2003, 10:34:01 AM »

So Yoshi went to the store and bought some Vampire Mario Treats.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #28 on:** March 13, 2003, 08:06:24 PM »

And gave each Yoshi one.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #29 on:** March 13, 2003, 09:43:27 PM »

And all the Yoshis turned into Vampire Marios! And then Mario wondered what became of Luigi... and suddenly, in the dark of the empty moon, Wolf Man Luigi came along and said ARRGH! And then Wolf O'Donnel asked him to come eat with him and Lon Chaney Jr. . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.