Author Topic: Nintendo's Retirement Days (Read 11376 times)

Mario Master · « **on:** March 17, 2003, 08:55:48 PM »

It's the year 20XX, and all the Nintendo characters are retired. Mario, Link, Ness, Pikachu, the whole bunch. But one day, Andross (now about 180 years old) tries to take over the world with mutant prunes.

Only 3 sentences, and you must use the word prune (prunes, pruning...) somewhere within your post:

One day, while Peach was knitting a sweater for Mario, Link was using his Korkiri Sword to chop at a block of wood, while Luigi was eating prunes, and while Ness was using all his psycic powers just to stand up, an ambush of Andross's creations storm the retirement home and try to kidnap (?) the aged Nintendo characters. So Mario...

(I'll only do that 'cause my first sentence was so long)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2003, 02:55:52 PM »

put down the prunes he was eating and put on his old overalls. They didn't fit too well so they ripped right in half. But mario didn't know that so he went out in his underwear.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2003, 10:06:06 PM »

Andross laughed so hard that he had a heart attack.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2003, 07:27:00 AM »

But Chupperson Weird didn't use the word "prunes" so Andross revived.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2003, 07:27:03 AM »

But Chupperson Weird didn't use the word "prunes" so Andross revived.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2003, 02:32:51 PM »

Then Professor E. Gadd, who had invented the elixer of life so he could live forever, unvailed his new inventio the prune bomb. He gave it to Mario. Then mario gave the prune bomb to Andross because Mario went senial.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2003, 03:42:16 PM »

But Chupperson Weird didn't use the word "prunes" so Andross revived.

Jman · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2003, 03:50:54 PM »

Suddenly, Ganon appeared. He was very very very old and sick looking. He said to Andross, "Hey old buddy *cough cough* do you got any prunes? *cough cough*!
Mario had been insulted by Andross seconds ago. He was mad! "I may be old, but I can still give a sissy like andross a good ol butt whackin!" Mario said as he. . .

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2003, 09:44:51 PM »

. . . threw some more prunes at Andross. Andross thought that this was so funny, he laughed until he had a heart attack.

Sorry about that. I didn't remember that it had to say prunes.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2003, 04:51:17 PM »

Then Mario forgot where he was and started complaining about today's youth and how much they play video games. Then Pikachu farted and it smelled like old prunes.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2003, 12:36:18 AM »

Then Mario kicked Pikachu up into the trees, so it started pruning them.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2003, 03:58:21 PM »

Then Mario said, "I have to go to the store. Better check my list."

Mario's Shopping list

3lbs prunes
Prune juice
Flower pruners
Prune pie
Peptobismal

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2003, 11:42:03 PM »

So he ate some prunes instead.

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Mario Master · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2003, 07:58:28 PM »

But he forgot the peptobismal and bought prune-flavored bebtopismal instead.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2003, 09:15:25 PM »

Then the Mexicali Prunes started singing "I saw it through the prune tree."

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