...that Grand Viceroy Chupperson Weird had invited Peach to lunch. When Hirocon got to the castle, CW had already contacted the Princess by other means, and they were already at the Mushroom Cafe.
Meanwhile, Hirocon, Screech, Mario Master, and Sapphira were wondering what the heck was going on, and they all hid under a bush, when suddenly, Toad (THE Toad) shot out of a cannon, followed by a barrage of Golf and Tennis balls. Toad landed on the roof of the castle, and found Prof. Elvin Gadd camping out on the roof. He began to ask the prof a question, but then Gadd interrupted him. He said . . .
I fear the monkey in your soul.