Author Topic: Mario Nonsense (Read 30230 times)

Mario Master · « **on:** April 02, 2003, 08:48:00 PM »

This is a storyboard where you try to make as least sense as possible. Good luck!

One night when the sun was high, Mario, Luigi, Frankenstein, and Porkboy went walking on their hands on the moon.

Sapphira · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2003, 08:58:07 PM »

Then hot snow began to fall up and the midnight sun coughed marshmallows.

The 1964th person

Hirocon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2003, 09:56:34 PM »

Waluigi's slipper fish ate 66 windmills in Otto von Bismark's gazebo.

Mario Master · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2003, 08:35:53 AM »

Then a raincloud formed at Mario's feet and candy fell from the ground to the sky, killing the sun. Then somebody who was walking up the sky eating soda said "Welcome to Mooooooonsiiiiide!" And then he imploded and only half the pork was left for the children to barf up for breakfast and the corn was growing in Mario's brain.

beefy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2003, 09:01:41 AM »

Mario ran in circles as the dancing canary in the upside-down cabin in the lake sang "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!"

mmm... beef...

Sapphira · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2003, 09:27:22 AM »

Then Yoshi took a bucket of screaming air and tossed it down into the liquid sky.
He then looked at the calendar noticing it was the 13th day on the 13th day of the week in the 13th month. He screamed silently so everyone could hear.

Yoshi: It's Maypril! It's Maypril 13! Ahhhh!

He started running in square circles and suddenly crashed into Mario, who was still running.

Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/3/2003 7:29:03 AM

Mario Master · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2003, 11:42:45 AM »

Then yesterday, Mario would go from the movies to watch bacon freeze in a fiery cold pan as the moon jumped over the cow.

Sapphira · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2003, 11:49:11 AM »

When Mario and Yoshi finally snapped out of it, Peach jumped out of the moon and bacon grease spewed from a paperback nacho.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2003, 10:52:27 PM »

Before this all happened, in the year ¢xØÅ’, the pickles were marching from days. A large bean sprouted a story, and the buildings turned half-heartedly toward the atom. Nylon tortillas covered the air, and the liquid from the hair of a rhinocephant ate pie. While mean, in the far past, rappers were giving money to a bank and Mario did away with fried ice for a midnight morning meal. Then, Alice in Wonderland got very happy at them for making so much little cents, and the ducks screamed for silicon.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Hirocon · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2003, 02:16:52 AM »

Then Mario used to orbit the devil monkeys while her footpolish errupted in a cavalcade of congressional doughnuts.

Mario Master · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2003, 07:43:09 AM »

Then Mario sprouted the wings of a bat, stalked like a zombie, and whistle "row, row row your boat" through a carwash. Then Luigi ate his mouth and it didn't taste so good, so Porkboy sneezed on a donught crossing a meatball in the hot, cold, bright, dark, sunny midnight ground.

Jman · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2003, 09:34:34 AM »

Then Donkey Kong ate Pikachu and farted a huge fart out of his mouth that smelled like a 1000000000000000000 year old slice of Ash Ketchum. Then Ganondorf wet his pants.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

Sapphira · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2003, 04:45:32 PM »

Then Zelda flew down from the earth's solid liquid core and laughed angrily at Ganondorf. She hopped up and inside-out and started singing:

Tinkle, tinkle little pee
It feels good to you and me
Up above the potty so high
Don't forget to zip your fly
Tinkle, tinkle little pee
It feels good to you and me

(BTW, that song is (c) by me, so don't steal it (as if you'd want too...))

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2003, 09:15:08 PM »

That's so sad. This story was going so well until that.
What's even worse, that made sense. Tsk tsk tsk.

Ganondorf lied. The neon lit the flood and was new lome. Near, from the low end of the high shy twilight, it was freezing hot with a dash of mint. The lint from Mario's nose danced the turnstile and let the germs knead a cliff. Bees knees breeze sleaze she's. Then, Link ate the middle of squares with two new cast iron papers.

Sapphira · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2003, 09:28:29 PM »

(Okay, the song was a bit, uh "2nd Grader-ish", and may have made sense, but the context didn't, so nya! :P )

Mario yodeled out of the paper carwash when suddenly a talking circus leaf swam thru the steel moon of the whistling sun's hairpin.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.