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Lizard Dude

« Reply #105 on: August 04, 2003, 02:10:43 PM »
The Last Orientation Story

I forgot about this story. At an orientation-wide assembly, a bunch a resident hall staff was on stage. They all had to introduce themselves. The first guy got up and said something like, "Yeah, I graduated from here a few years back as an Engrish Major." I thought, "Whoa! Did that guy just say 'Engrish Major'!?!" Then the guy said, "Did I say Engrish? Haha! And I was an English Major, too! Haha!" Then I thought, "Oh, it was a mistake. Funny." Then the next guy got up and said something about English but accidently said Engrish, too. The crowd really laughed, but I wonder how many people knew what Engrish really was...?



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #106 on: August 04, 2003, 02:13:46 PM »
Umm...what *does* it mean? XD
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #107 on: August 04, 2003, 02:19:43 PM »
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
I Feel Asleep

That kind of thing. Horrible Japanese to English translation of the old days.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #108 on: August 04, 2003, 02:22:55 PM »
Oh... @_@
I will never completely understand all that "All Your Base" stuff...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #109 on: August 04, 2003, 11:50:40 PM »
What's there to understand? Go here and here.



Eccentricity is my goal.

That was a joke.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #110 on: August 06, 2003, 07:28:10 PM »
Super Mario: Biker?

Yesterday, I was riding back through town with my family after taking our boat out for an experiment. I was sitting in the back, casually reading The Physics of Star Trek, when my sister yelled, "Hey! It's Mario!" I looked to my right, and what should I see before my very eyes but some guy with Mario's physique on a motorcycle, wearing a red long-sleeve shirt and blue overalls. This guy stayed in the lane next to us for about a minute while my whole family started pointing and yelling, "Hey! You! Mario! Haha! It's Mario! Yeah!" Ah, that was the coolest part of yesterday.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Markio

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« Reply #111 on: August 06, 2003, 09:02:19 PM »
Here's a story:
    A couple weeks ago, I was at a baseball game(Giants vs. Indians) with my mom, dad, and one of my older brothers.  During the game, My brother said,"I like in Dragonball Z how when they smile their eyes make little smilies."  I responded with, "Tim, when they smile, their eyes make frownies."  Somehow this made us laugh, because it's not every day you here the word frownie.

Hamster Sauce!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #112 on: August 07, 2003, 12:34:04 PM »
:(

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

The Big Boo

« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2003, 08:04:42 PM »
Frownies rhymes with brownies. "Frownies."

Markio

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« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2003, 08:13:02 PM »
Exactly

Hamster Sauce!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #115 on: August 12, 2003, 05:11:51 PM »
I figured out the levels of the demonsional structure or the space/time continum if you prefer
1.Length
2.Length and Width
3.Length, Width, and Depth
4.Length, Width, Depth, and Time/Change
5.Infinite
Hows that for a story MUAHAHAHAHAA

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
0000

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #116 on: August 12, 2003, 07:24:46 PM »
1. Everybody knows that. At least I already did.
2. Hey, you forgot the 0th dimension, nothingness or existing without any dimensions to measure.

Eccentricity is my goal.
That was a joke.

Markio

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« Reply #117 on: August 12, 2003, 08:40:09 PM »
Here's a story.  When I was in second grade, a kid that was a jerk said that I bit his hand and I got SUSPENDED!  He bit his own hand, too.  I started crying, so they didn't believe me when I said I didn't bite him.
    What's a better adjective, unjust or incredibly cruel?

Hamster Sauce!

Edited by - Markio on 8/13/2003 7:15:19 AM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Marionut#1

« Reply #118 on: August 13, 2003, 06:51:03 AM »
"What's a better adjective, unjust or American?"
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!
I dont think Jman will be pleased...I know Im not..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Markio

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« Reply #119 on: August 13, 2003, 08:16:15 AM »
You're right, I'll change it to a better adj.

Hamster Sauce!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."
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