Ok, some of you may have heard of these kinds of stories. Well, lets make one. The first person posts a Fortunately, which is something good happening to the character. The next person posts an Unfortuately, which is something bad happening to the character.
Such as:
Fortunately, Mario got a package in the mail.
Unfortuately, it was a bomb.
Fortunately, Mario heard the ticking and threw the bomb out the window.
Unfortuately, the bomb landed in his prized garden and blew up all his vegatables.
Fourtunately...
And so on. Someone start!
Hold still. I''m trying to kill you... with my mind.