Cranky: We're back, and general manager Bowser is in the ring making a special announcement.
Bowser: Tonight, for the first time ever on SSB Live, a cage match!
Diddy: All right!!
Bowser: In this cage, it will be Mario vs DK in a Steel Prison Slaughter match! Why? Because I want to see Mario bloodied and beaten by the end of the night! That is all! Enjoy the show!
Diddy: Well, we thought Bowser had reformed, but I guess we were wrong! That is just not right!
Cranky: I wish he would reform his hair! Anyway, coming up next, the latest match in the hottest rivalry from last season! A fatal four way match between Pikachu, Yoshi, Link, and Kirby!
You can keep your Halo and Xbox, but I''ll stick with the retro games! Retrogaming will never die!