Author Topic: Arby's Oven Mitt must die! (Read 12440 times)

Jman · « **on:** November 12, 2003, 10:32:09 PM »

That stupid little glove annoys the crap out of me! And I'll say it again, Oven Mitt must die!

Proud to be an American!

Markio · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2003, 11:06:06 PM »

Y'know what I hate? When I go to an activity at my brother and sister's high school and they always say 'Are you [censored]'s little brother?'. I HATE that!

*LD gets hit with a trout.*

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** November 12, 2003, 11:47:25 PM »

Arby's is my favorite restaurant. Second is Wheat Montana, which only exists in one town.

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Markio · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2003, 11:55:47 PM »

Wait... the point of this topic is to talk about why we hate the oven mitt, or anything we hate?

Jman · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2003, 09:21:08 AM »

I like Arby's, but that stupid oven mitt deserves to be burned. My friend and I are actually thinking about making a movie with voices dubbed in, while we burn an old oven mitt.

Proud to be an American!

nintendo is sorry · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2003, 05:18:15 PM »

Jman,you know that that oven mitt is simulated,right?If you like Arby's,then how are you going to hate a sponsor of their restraunt?Talk about irony!

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Trainman · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2003, 07:17:42 PM »

Jman: HAHAHHAHAAHA! AWESOME!

Markio: kick the crap out of people who say that. Are they friends of your bro? If not, again, kick the crap out of'em.

What color should MegaByte''s power light be on his GCN, BESIDES RED?

Markio · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2003, 08:26:50 PM »

What are you talking about, Trainman? I don't beat people up unless it's self-defense from a maniac and I can't run away.

What I just said was probably sarcastic.

Jman · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2003, 10:08:41 AM »

He just bothers me, all right? I've seen him too many times on Televison, it just gets annoying. It's like watching the same episode of Pokemon 65,000 times.

Proud to be an American!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2003, 12:18:58 PM »

*looks up from the 64,999 repeat of Pokemon episode 12*

Nooooooooooooooooo!

*shuts off TV*

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Jake · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2003, 08:27:54 AM »

That oven mitt scares me X(

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Jman · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2003, 09:38:33 AM »

Me and my friend are going to make an anti-oven mitt movie with screaming and the burning of an old oven mitt. I'll set up a link on my website.

Proud to be an American!

Trainman · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2003, 10:59:54 AM »

Oh, um, heh heh, ok Markio. I was really kidding around. I don't want you to beat the crap out of anybody, heh heh.

Jman: Once again, AWESOME! GO FOR IT!

What color should MegaByte''s power light be on his GCN, BESIDES RED?

Screech · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2003, 05:19:15 PM »

You are a very disturbed individual...
Oh well. I have the same problem with teletubbies. *lights torch*

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Insane Steve · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2003, 06:54:54 PM »

I also hate the Arby's oven mitt -- it is one of the most annoying spokes...things ever. It has absolutely awful dialogue, and the fact that workers would even consent to working with the thing baffles even my astute mind. He ranks up there with the Verizon Wireless guy... and ANYONE who has appeared in an Old Navy commercial.

I want to see the movie when it is done.

Stupid Quotes: (8th edition)
"Good content, but too many grammer [sic] errors."
~My AP U.S. History teacher/swimming coach, commenting on one of my essays.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2003, 06:59:28 PM »

1. He looks like a ripoff of Grimace
2. They made the cowboy hat into the oven mitt

So yeah, I generally agree with this topic.

...Can you hear me now?

Nothing says lovinâ€™ like Chupperson from the oven.

Jake · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2003, 06:09:17 AM »

Yes, kill that oven mitt. Chop it into pieces. It doesn't matter. It's an oven mitt. No blood.

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Jman · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2003, 08:12:20 AM »

That's what I love about killing Oven Mitt. He doesn't have any life blood cause he's a stupid glove. The national chilren censor can't chastize me for being bloody and gory, because gloves don't have blood! HA!

Proud to be an American!

Jman · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2003, 04:20:45 PM »

I still haven't made that movie yet.

Proud to be an American!

nintendofreak · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2003, 12:41:35 AM »

Well, the Arby employees already high-fived him silly in the first ad, so he's defenseless now.

A guy one time sent a letter to an author saying "Do you think I should put more fire into my stories?" The author responded with this letter: "No. Vice-versa"

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2003, 01:46:41 AM »

Arby's is too good of a restaurant for me to consider hurting its mascot. Sorry.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Jman · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2003, 07:25:09 PM »

That's all right, LD. I just enjoy making fun of stupid mascots of companies.

Proud to be an American!

GameCast · « **Reply #22 on:** November 21, 2003, 11:49:40 PM »

I like food, espically when theres a mascot who tells me to eat.

It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

Jake · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2003, 10:05:16 AM »

I agree with you, Jman. Carrot Top must die!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Jman · « **Reply #24 on:** November 24, 2003, 06:18:33 PM »

If I were in charge of their corporation, Oven Mitt wouldn't live to see Christmas.

Proud to be an American!

Jake · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2003, 04:04:14 PM »

I'm not letting this thread die. Anyhoo, did you see that new Arby's commecial? It was funny. I was laughing out loud when that stupid oven mitt got blown off that guys hand. I hope a dog picked him up, and chewed him like a bone. Fwa ha ha!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 12/6/2003 2:06:04 PM

nintendofreak · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2003, 06:11:22 PM »

Even the wind hates the Oven Mitt.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Jman · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2003, 08:42:54 AM »

And I revive this topic again!
Tales of the Oven Mitt presents:
Oven Mitt returns from the dead part 2!

Last time, Ted and the rest of the crew were in the process of having a year long celebration of Oven Mitt's death. Down at the river where his death occurred exactly a year ago that day, Oven Mitt's pieces were recovered by that loser Mandark from Dexter's Lab. Mandark brought Oven Mitt back to life, but then tossed him out the door after being called an idiot. Oven Mitt showed up crashing the celebration of his own death, and coldly stared down Ted. And that's where we continue our story.

"Ted, you no good idiot! You threw a party when I died?" Oven Mitt asked his least favorite member of the Arby's crew.

"Yeah," Ted said coldly. "Now leave, so we can get back to mocking you!"

Oven Mitt could hardly believe it. Ted had outsmarted him. The fact was, Ted was smarter than Oven Mitt. Oven Mitt had been embarrassed by Ted and Dave on the commercial, and then killed afterward. Well, Oven Mitt couldn't stand it any longer!

"You just wait and see! I will be back! And then, you'll all bow down to me! Mua hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!" Oven Mitt said, laughing maniacally at the end.

So, Oven mitt turned to leave, but then he was stepped on by Ted. Ted picked him up.

"You're not going anywhere!" He said. Oven Mitt had been outfoxed by the Arbys crew. Now, don't think I'm calling the Arbys people idiots, I'm just saying they found a way to break the evil spell Oven Mitt cast on them.

For some reason, the spell wore off on Ted and Dave. Maybe because they realized, "Hey, this is just some stupid brain fart plan that will kill the Arbys business if we don't stop it!"

The torture for Oven Mitt had begun. First, the Arbys employee stomp. Everyone had to stomp on Oven Mitt until he was a pancake!

We will be back with torture methods 2, 3 and 4 when "Oven Mitt's return" continues with part 3!

And now you know, the rest of the story.

TEM · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2003, 11:17:58 AM »

I love Arby's, I'd eat a Big Montana w/cheddar and lot's-o-Arby's Sauce for every meal, but I'd die at 38 from a heart attack in the process.
The question is...Is it worth it?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Jman · « **Reply #29 on:** January 01, 2004, 01:51:37 PM »

I love Arbys, but I hate Oven Mitt! Gosh, a talking sandwich would be better!

And now you know, the rest of the story.

CharginChuck · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2004, 06:05:44 PM »

You must admit that Ronald is worse though...

Jman · « **Reply #31 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:27:52 PM »

Dang it! He lived through the new year!
Curse him! (Oven Mitt)

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Jman · « **Reply #32 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:29:31 PM »

Oh yeah! My next Anti Oven Mitt story is going to be based on the newest commercial where he is being overworked. He just works so hard, suddenly he overheats in the oven, and starts on fire.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Jman · « **Reply #33 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:33:20 PM »

Hey CharginChuck! I would have to say that, while Ronald is pretty bad, nothing can compare to McDonald's new ad campaign. The whole "I'm loving it" song angers me. I mute my T.V. when it comes on.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Jman · « **Reply #34 on:** January 03, 2004, 05:40:26 PM »

Anyone there?

TEM · « **Reply #35 on:** January 03, 2004, 06:19:59 PM »

No.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
All Hail Fifth!

jon · « **Reply #36 on:** January 03, 2004, 06:24:19 PM »

Can I see the oven mitt?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:22:50 PM »

Tune in to any TV station and you'll see him. But you won't want to see him once I'm through with him!

And now you know, the rest of the story.

jon · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:30:00 PM »

No, I mean a picture from the web. I searched for "Arby's Oven Mitt" and got something much different.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #39 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:33:04 PM »

I absolutely abhor the "I'm lovin' it" campaign for McDonald's. Or maybe I just dislike the type of "music" they play during said commercials.

BRING BACK THE GRIMACE! NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE

(P.S. -- I am eagerly awaiting the next installment of Kill Oven Mitt.)

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jon · « **Reply #40 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:36:05 PM »

BadababaBA I'm lovin' it!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jman · « **Reply #41 on:** January 05, 2004, 08:08:33 PM »

I'm reviving this in the celebration of my newest Oven Mitt chapter.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Jman · « **Reply #42 on:** January 27, 2004, 08:39:56 PM »

Your founder of Anti-Oven Mitt is back, baby! While I was away, I saw Oven Mitt looking at himself in a mirror. So I took a shishkabob stick and stuck it through him. The queer yelled and screamed, but I put him in the oven where he burned to a crisp.

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?

Jman · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2004, 03:09:25 PM »

I'm back! And I still hate Oven Mitt. But there's a new mascot to be killed. That demented singing rat on the Quiznos commercials. I'm never going there now. He looks like a cross between a hamster and a mouse gone horribly wrong! You wonder when one of those eyes is going to fall out, because they bug out whenever he sings.

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!

Jake · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2004, 08:31:14 PM »

I just thing about those annoying things.

Or, what about that piece of gum who talks like Fat B@stard from Austin Powers on that Extra commercial.

And don't even get me started on that lame, prop comic Carrot Top and his ATT commercials. Alf is a way cooler cheap phone service mascot.

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Thats it! Sadib''''s going down! Deathly Deathray of Death! I HAVE FURY!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 2/12/2004 6:21:26 AM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2004, 10:40:33 PM »

The Quizno's unidentified rodentia are cool!
That's all I have to say.

De Quizno's subs... we loove dem, because dey are goood to ussss...

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Jake · « **Reply #46 on:** February 12, 2004, 08:26:18 AM »

I hope you are just pulling our legs.

I had a nightmare of those annoying and ugly things.

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Thats it! Sadib''''s going down! Deathly Deathray of Death! I HAVE FURY!

Lt Mou · « **Reply #47 on:** February 12, 2004, 10:58:39 AM »

I also hate that annoying piece of gum. Who wants to be chewing gum that spouts out bad insults in a terrible Scottish accent?

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2004, 04:02:42 PM »

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2004, 04:30:29 PM »

*Sig Test*

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DE QUIZNO SUBS! ANY COUPON WORKS! BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUTS! DE QUIZNO SUBS!

Screech · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2004, 05:22:34 PM »

I loved the Gum commercial!

"Whot are yoo lookin' ot, you mengy beast!?"

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Jman · « **Reply #51 on:** February 17, 2004, 03:28:25 PM »

DIE YOU STUPID RAT!!!! *Stabs the rat 12348907123489632978462379 times* There!!! Let's see you sing that song now!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

jon · « **Reply #52 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:51:11 PM »

Arby's Oven Mitt is so cool.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jman · « **Reply #53 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:10:47 AM »

I've got to make some more Oven Mitt stories, but also some stories about the Quiznos rat because I hate him too.

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!

Jman · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2004, 11:50:04 AM »

Edited by - jman on 7/16/2005 4:39:29 PM

TEM · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2004, 12:21:52 PM »

How come theres always somebody that's on the verge of leaving, but never does?

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/21/2004 10:26:27 AM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #56 on:** March 25, 2004, 07:54:19 PM »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *kills Oven Mitt with blast from Plasma Emerald* There. Done. That's goal 111 complete... Now for 112, "Eat all the sugar in the WORLD!!!"

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 3/25/2004 5:56:35 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #57 on:** March 26, 2004, 05:01:55 AM »

Good question, TEM. There is actually more than one.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Jman · « **Reply #58 on:** September 15, 2004, 09:36:16 PM »

Excuse me for reviving a dead discussion, but I cannot believe that Arby's is still using Oven Mitt as their mascot! He should have been dead a long time ago!

TEM · « **Reply #59 on:** September 16, 2004, 05:23:00 PM »

The only unbelievable thing is you reviving this topic.

Egg Power

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #60 on:** September 16, 2004, 07:29:54 PM »

Why revive such a stupid topic?

(Also, I don't know of any Arby's restaurants in my area)