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Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« on: May 10, 2004, 03:53:53 PM »
OK, heres the deal come up with the randomest, funniestoxymoron wins. Everyone knows what they are like Jumbo Shrimp or something. Well who ever's makes me laugh most wins the grand prize... umm there is no grand prize! Just a pat on the back, and a tip of the hat to you.

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Screech

« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2004, 04:08:41 PM »
Snooze alarm.

I might be Sadib...
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Nameneko

« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2004, 04:15:37 PM »
Sane Newbie

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

¥tterbiJúm

« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2004, 04:36:47 PM »
Oh man, I got a bunch of 'em stored up.  Here comes:

Alone Together
Constant Variable
Jumbo Shrimp  (already said)
Government Organization
Living Dead
Pretty Ugly
New Classic
Act Naturally
Authentic Copy
Guest Host
Whole Piece
Shout Quietly
Awfully Nice

That's just a sample.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2004, 04:44:01 PM »
Stupid genius
Truly fake
completely unfinished

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

MEGAߥTE

  • In flames
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2004, 05:25:39 PM »
My favorite has always been:

Microsoft Works

¥tterbiJúm

« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2004, 05:46:16 PM »
A tour guide was leading a group of military personel through an old building.  As they climbed the stairs, the guide said, "Watch your heads as we get to the top.  There's a nasty protruding ceiling."  When the guide reached the top, she turned around and watched as each person after her bumped their heads one-by-one.  After they got to the top, she asked them, "What group are you?"  They said, "Military Intelligence."

So mine is:
Military Intelligence

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2004, 05:56:01 PM »
MEGAߥTE is in the lead so far, `cmon, you guys can top that one!

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Screech

« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2004, 05:58:24 PM »
Rap music.

I might be Sadib...
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2004, 07:36:34 PM »
I'm not trying to be racist, I heard this on "Just Married":

Mexican Food

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2004, 07:54:59 PM »
American Justice System.

MEGAߥTE took my first one.

~I.S.~
~I.S.~

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2004, 09:58:13 PM »
¥tterbiJúm took mine.

Ah well:

Pretty Ugly

(meh)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/10/2004 9:00:34 PM
That was a joke.

¥tterbiJúm

« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2004, 10:06:06 PM »
PlayStation 4

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Nameneko

« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2004, 10:50:54 PM »
Headbutt

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2004, 11:42:04 PM »











Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/12/2004 10:44:10 PM

“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2004, 04:45:53 PM »
I'm really liking the Pictures..... Oh, the contest ends in one (1) week.

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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2004, 09:51:03 PM »
Politically correct

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2004, 05:28:34 AM »
Hurry one, Hurry ALL! TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY that you can post an oxymoron for the contest. Feel free to drop other oxymorons in here after the contest, but you will not be included after tomorrow in the contest. SO... `cmon guys and gals! Get posting!!

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Do The Mario!

« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2004, 10:24:56 AM »
Clean Mexican
Straightly gay
Master Hand
Light black
Baby Bowser
1337 gentleman
Sit up(s)
Good Monday
Average Joe  (if we're talking about the Joe I know)
Dark sun
Zero Wing
Unfunny joke

That's all for now.


Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2004, 06:47:45 PM »
MEGAߥTE is the winner. Luigison with a close second. Very creative. "Mad props to both ya`all.

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