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« Reply #11505 on: March 25, 2011, 01:39:31 PM »
He has no business doing barrel rolls software reviews.

(he might be more qualified for barrel rolls though, as long as he is stuffed into them)
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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« Reply #11506 on: March 25, 2011, 10:44:42 PM »
Normally I'd assume that he's just the standard "hardcore gamer" who doesn't realize video games existed before the PS2 (you'd think the 2 in the name would clue them in), but his comment about cartridges shows that he doesn't know about the NGP either.

And since when is someone who "grew up on Halo" old enough to work for freakin' CNN? Have puberty already, kid. And get rid of that 8-bit version of "Barbie Girl" playing in the background. You've never seen an 8-bit console in your life.
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« Reply #11507 on: March 26, 2011, 01:49:07 PM »
The general gaming community is equally displeased with CNN's amateurish antics. By the way, I can't stand his voice.
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« Reply #11508 on: March 26, 2011, 03:32:39 PM »
Well, now I know what not to do if I ever do reviews for a newspaper/website.  On a side note, this would have set off my (now non-existent) Nintendo fanboy rage back in the day.   
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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« Reply #11509 on: March 26, 2011, 04:48:05 PM »
Speaking of mass media grossly misrepresenting video games...

(As far as CNN goes, I'm still annoyed about the whole RapeLay thing a couple years back. Not because that game is any good - I haven't played it and never intend to - but because no one bats an eye at all the equally-awful western porn on Amazon and other sites, while a single Japanese title from an independent reseller ended up being so controversial that the company itself ended up discontinuing the game.)

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« Reply #11510 on: March 26, 2011, 05:58:14 PM »
To be fair, after googling Rapelay (don't recommend it), it's a game about raping two underage girls and their mother. I don't really think there's a real equivalent to that on Amazon. But then again, I didn't even know Amazon had porn.

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« Reply #11511 on: March 27, 2011, 07:18:42 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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« Reply #11512 on: March 27, 2011, 08:25:58 PM »
oh mi god thats funny.
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« Reply #11513 on: March 28, 2011, 09:40:45 PM »

« Reply #11514 on: March 28, 2011, 09:45:14 PM »
Very cool, but Gitaroo Man and Ouendan got the shaft.

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« Reply #11515 on: March 28, 2011, 09:53:48 PM »
So what would the title of such a gigantic mashup of rhythmic proportions be?

WarpRattler

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« Reply #11516 on: March 28, 2011, 10:08:15 PM »
Gitaroo Man and Ouendan got the shaft.
So did beatmania IIDX, and at least a dozen others.

And I'd like to think my given file name would be a good title for such a game. Certainly an accurate description of the gameplay.

« Reply #11517 on: March 29, 2011, 11:52:01 PM »
Accident at the Lightsaber Factory

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« Reply #11519 on: March 30, 2011, 09:00:52 PM »
oh mi god.......................?!?!?
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