Yoshi was off, and in his strangely demented state, was working on a horrible scheme.
Yoshi: Whaaaoo! I can wuin deh wold with dis MEGATON MICROPHONE!
He turned on the imposing device, and delivered his ultimatum.
Yoshi: Cidisens of Wold! I... My speeging shkills zdinc.
He used the Universal Translator he confiscated from the Enterprise in a far off, strange episode that nobody heard of.
Yoshi: Citizens of the Large World! I give you, the horrid, horrid ultimatum! Deliver to me... 19 billion Gold Coins, immediately! Otherwise, you can suffer the wrath of what you have become to know as "Off Key Singing!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-"
The Universal Translator persisted in translating Yoshi's rapid fire, evil laugh. Meanwhile...
Homestar: Wow- that sounds bad.
Strong Bad: Forget this! I'm doing much better in my own land! Ahh, there's that rift. You'd better stay here, Homestar! We don't want you to escape back through this, now do we?
The Cheat: Meh! Ee!
Mario: I guess we're sort of on our own... We're going to stop that crazed dinosaur, no matter what!
Gang: *varied cheers*
Mario: Begin the ascent!
Yoshi happened to be perched with his enormous machine on top of a massive column. Getting up there would not be easy. A few standard residents fell down into the surrounding water.
Yoshi: YoSHI! *incoherant speech*
Mario: What on earth is that possesed thing doing?
Homestar: I dunno. Do your shoulders hurt?
Mario: Well, you ARE standing on them...
Homestar: I see. Uhh... I got an idea.
Toad: Well? What is it?
Homestar: I fohgot. Uhh... Hmm. Keep climbing, boyos!
Yoshi: *finishes speech, presses button* BOOM!
In the water far below, everybody's ears were badly hurt or bleeding.
Luigi: I came! I can help!
Luigi helped people out of the water, and was taken quite aback by the pale, red-shirted fellow who seeme quite out of place.
Luigi: Who's-a THIS?
Mario: *spitting water* Hohmsdar.
Luigi: "Hawmsahr? Homsar?"
FREAK ACCIDENT TIME! A new rift appeared in the sky, appoximately 6 yards above Yoshi.
Strong Bad: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Homsar: I do what I'm tooold. *steps through rift* DaAaAaAa-- It's a wonderful, sunny mornin'!
Yoshi: *yelling* (What! How! It's a lovely, stormy evening, idiot!)
Homsar: Loooook! A routoond pencil sharpener!
Defying logic and a number of natural laws, the nonsense emanating from Homsar suddenly caused Yoshi to revert to his normal, happy state, the MEGATON MICROPHONE crumble into bits of crayon, the storm to end, and also the danger.
Homsar: Entering rowwwwwnd three and a half!
Homsar and Homestar disappeared in a flurry of binder clips.
Mario: This is too odd. I'm-a just goin' to claim it never happened.
Luigi: Good idea, Bro! But at least we have two nefarious problems off our hands!
Mario: Yeah, those animated things creep me out!
Luigi: I was-a talking about the weird enemies. Speaking of which, we need a new task! Let's-a begin by banishing this hunger I'm-a getting!
Toad: Every word they speak makes this more long-winded. *sigh*
The adventure continues!
Edited by - Suffix on 5/30/2005 2:18:05 PM
