Author Topic: Yowza all! (Read 2069 times)

DKbbmario · « **on:** March 10, 2005, 07:27:56 PM »

Hia Im a noobie I just wanted 2 make sum frends. OK? I'm no dope. let me introduce myself: Im peter Griffin and i com from mars.
Just cuz my name is from adult swim im no meeny or baddy. Pleese dont ignore OK? If any one wansta b me best frend type 123. I just want one frend

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2005, 07:37:10 PM »

You will make 0 friend with a post like that.

boomstix · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2005, 08:37:48 PM »

KoopaSlaya, stop being so ruthless to the n00bs! They'll learn... eventually... I hope...

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?

CashCrazed · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:08:37 PM »

I have to scroll down a bit now to find any worthwhile topics in General Chat after all this, so I say KoopaSlaya's cause is just.

I'll translate my message so you can understand it, here(Courtesy of Luigison's n00bsp33k translator):

U SHUD PROBABLY TRY STARTNG BY SPELNG UR WORDS OUT AND MAYB USNG PROPAR GRMMAR FOR STARTERS!1!1!!! OMG [wtd] WA AERNT GONG 2 B UR FREINDS AS EASILY AS 12 Y3AR OLD AOL3RS AER!!11!!! [wtd] ID ALSO SUG3ST POSTNG TAHT MAEK SENSE AS WEL1!11

If I had a dollar for every brain you don`t have, I`d have one dollar.

Suffix · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:30:38 PM »

Wow, I've always wanted a translator like that! Seriously, Mr. Ominous Name, you don't need to abbreviate everything possible.

Nameneko · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:00:11 PM »

Let us analyze your post to see just how much effort you
saved by making the post incomprehensible to any sane person.
Text in red indicates what had to be added,
text in green indicates that it was changed to make
it comprehensible, and text in blue indicates a
minor change that isnâ€™t necessary in order to understand the post, but
appreciated.

"Hiya,
Iâ€™m a newbie.
I just wanted to
make some friends.
OK? I'm no dope. Let me introduce myself: Iâ€™m
Peter Griffin and I
come from Mars.
Just because
my name is from adult swim doesnâ€™t mean that Iâ€™m
a meanie
or baddie. Please
donâ€™t ignore me, OK?
If anyone wants to
be my best friend,
type 123. I just want one friend."

See? Just a
little effort can make a whole lot of a difference!

Edited by - Nameneko on 3/10/2005 8:03:35 PM

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2005, 02:40:16 PM »

This Peter Griffin imposter sure does act like the real Peter. Stupid.

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Dang Jackie, I don''t want to kiss a short, pale and poor girl.
-Michael Kelso, That 70''s show_

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2005, 01:51:41 PM »

I saw the title at first, then his name. I thought he was trying to act like that guy on the "Peter Grffith show" And so I thought he made his name wrong.

O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.