Sonic: Hello, and welcome to Nintendo Jeopardy! Our contestants today will be Mario, DK, and Kirby!
Mario: Hey, a-what's-a he doing-a hosting my company's show?
Sonic: I was the only willing sucker to...oh crap! I've been punked! Wait, wrong show.
Anyway, here are the categories for our show today! Famous videogame characters, famous videogames, videogame firsts, and stupid mascots. Mario, you pick first.
Mario: I'll-a take famous videogames for-a 200 bucks, please.
Sonic: Okay. "This 1992 smash hit for the Gameboy featured a pink puff ball on a quest to save his hometown from starvation by beating the evil King Dedede."
(Mario buzzes)
Sonic: Mario?
Mario: That would be, Kirby's quest for food.
Sonic: No, that is not the correct answer you idiot! (Sonic gets hit by a spikey shell. Lakitu flies into the host's spot.)
Lakitu: Hey, sorry I'm late. Those execs must have replaced me when they thought I wasn't coming! Okay, so where are we?
Mario: I-a suck at-a this game.
Lakitu: Kirby, it's your turn.
Kirby:(He's talking cause this ain't freakin' 4kids.) I pick, famous videogame characters for 200 bucks.
Lakitu: "The person seen here is the hero of Dreamland and has saved the day from Dark matter many times."
Kirby: Who is Kirby?
Lakitu: Yes, oh yes! Hallelujah! Someone got a question right!
Mario: Oh come on! That was too easy!
Kirby: I'll take videogame firsts for 200 dollars please.
Lakitu: In Donkey Kong Country 2, for the first time ever, you could do this with your tag team.
Kirby: what is abuse your girlfriend by throwing her on the ground.
Lakitu: No, that is not the correct answer.
Mario?
Mario: throw your partner into a barrel of tnt and watch the sparks fly?
Lakitu: NOO! DK?
DK: Throw that little freak Dixie into a volcano and kill her?
Lakitu: No no no no no no no no! (Throws a spikey shell at all 3.) Boy, what a brain squad we have here! We'll be right back!
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*