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Jman

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« on: April 25, 2005, 08:55:16 PM »
I just thought of the most fantastic idea.  I was listening to the celebrity Jeopardy clips from SNL, and I thought I might make a special Nintendo edition of the show.  It's going to be funny, trust me!  I mean come on, it's me!  Who here doesn't think I'm funny?  *Everyone in the FF raises their hand*
Okaaaaaay... well I promise it will be funny.

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 06:48:13 AM »
This sounds fun.  Nintendo should do it too on their website or something.



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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 08:54:06 PM »
Heheh. I'd like something of that sort.

Jman

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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2005, 07:35:25 AM »
Sorry, I've been trying to come up with ideas all week, and now I'm writing the first episode.  I'll have it up sometime next week.

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!

Edited by - Jman on 4/30/2005 6:36:17 AM
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2005, 01:55:49 PM »
Why not game categories for options? Star fox, Link, mario, etc. Not just about thier games whta they're from, hair color, cloth4es, descriptions, etc
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Jman

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2005, 10:56:14 AM »
Oh man!  I'm sorry I haven't started yet.  I haven't written much as of yet because I am considering intergrating my SSB Live franchise into a fanfic.  You know, kind of like a SSB movie!

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2005, 01:45:54 PM »
Jeopardy!  yay!  put in a "there's a first time for everything!" catagory in!  make it all about firsts in video game series.

Mario has fused with the N-force!
Mario has fused with the N-force!

« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2005, 12:40:50 PM »
sounds cool i luv jeopardy. is this going to be with 3 of us?

where isn't the beef
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 02:55:57 PM »
No, there should be more people, but once the game starts, other people shouldnt be allowed to join in.  It would mess up the game.

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Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

Jman

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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2005, 02:33:06 PM »
Sonic: Hello, and welcome to Nintendo Jeopardy!  Our contestants today will be Mario, DK, and Kirby!

Mario: Hey, a-what's-a he doing-a hosting my company's show?

Sonic: I was the only willing sucker to...oh crap!  I've been punked!  Wait, wrong show.
Anyway, here are the categories for our show today!  Famous videogame characters, famous videogames, videogame firsts, and stupid mascots.  Mario, you pick first.

Mario: I'll-a take famous videogames for-a 200 bucks, please.

Sonic: Okay.  "This 1992 smash hit for the Gameboy featured a pink puff ball on a quest to save his hometown from starvation by beating the evil King Dedede."

(Mario buzzes)

Sonic: Mario?

Mario: That would be, Kirby's quest for food.

Sonic: No, that is not the correct answer you idiot!  (Sonic gets hit by a spikey shell.  Lakitu flies into the host's spot.)
Lakitu: Hey, sorry I'm late.  Those execs must have replaced me when they thought I wasn't coming!  Okay, so where are we?

Mario: I-a suck at-a this game.

Lakitu: Kirby, it's your turn.

Kirby:(He's talking cause this ain't freakin' 4kids.) I pick, famous videogame characters for 200 bucks.

Lakitu: "The person seen here is the hero of Dreamland and has saved the day from Dark matter many times."

Kirby:  Who is Kirby?

Lakitu: Yes, oh yes!  Hallelujah!  Someone got a question right!

Mario: Oh come on!  That was too easy!

Kirby: I'll take videogame firsts for 200 dollars please.

Lakitu: In Donkey Kong Country 2, for the first time ever, you could do this with your tag team.

Kirby: what is abuse your girlfriend by throwing her on the ground.

Lakitu: No, that is not the correct answer.
Mario?
Mario: throw your partner into a barrel of tnt and watch the sparks fly?
Lakitu: NOO! DK?

DK: Throw that little freak Dixie into a volcano and kill her?

Lakitu: No no no no no no no no!  (Throws a spikey shell at all 3.)  Boy, what a brain squad we have here!  We'll be right back!

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2005, 04:17:40 PM »
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Edited by - Sapphira on 8/26/2005 3:37:13 PM
I see poop.

« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2005, 04:33:59 PM »
I question the username of the person who wrote that statement.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Jman

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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2005, 09:22:18 PM »
I wasn't here.  What'd that dude say?  He probably swore at me because I made Mario look like a dope, but it's only for comic relief.  Yeesh, I guess some people just don't have a sense of humor!  Even I enjoy poking fun at my favorite chracters.

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 03:03:50 AM »
DK: Throw that little freak Dixie into a volcano and kill her?

AHAHAHA!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Suffix

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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2005, 01:09:29 PM »
Heheheh-- I didn't notice this until now.
This reminds me greatly of some sort of skit that I can't remember.

Edited by - Suffix on 8/31/2005 3:00:21 PM

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