Yeah, I'm just a 13-year-old bachelor, crashin' in my phat pad crib wit mah homies 'n' stuff. Werd up, yo. You can tell this is false because of my psuedo-jive talk, the fact that I'm posting this on a forum, and because I said "psuedo".
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)