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Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« on: January 07, 2007, 09:23:40 PM »
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/scientist-suggests-nasa-probes-killed/20070107132009990004?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Well... it seems we've done what we'd always feared would happen to us: use advanced technology to invade a planet and kill lower lifeforms. I just hope the entire galaxy doesn't come after Earth for this.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2007, 09:34:44 PM »
Eh, whatever. We killed off some bacteria.......or something.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »
All that article says is that we may have killed something. It seems highly unlikely to me that anything was killed.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 10:25:29 PM »
"Logical consistency is nice, but it's not enough anymore," McKay said.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

PaperLuigi

« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 10:37:05 PM »
This just doesn't seem all that important. I doubt that the "entire galaxy will come after us."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 11:56:28 PM »
You know, I thought we had morals at this board.  Now you guys are just shrugging off the blatant murder of more than one microorganism.  What a pity... such a pity....
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 12:27:40 AM »
Muhahhahaaaaa!!! Universal conquest will soon be mine! I mean, ours!
So what, you use Lysol or 409 or something in your house, right? Well, what makes spraying Lysol on tiny aliens any different?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 12:41:28 AM »
Alien bacteria are special.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 02:42:36 AM »
So a guy writes a paper: if this certain type of bacteria was there, we killed it.

I... agree.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 11:35:17 AM »
I'll bet those alien bacteria are thinking this:

"My fellow bacterians: On Kiau 87th, Bacteria date 8675309-1337, a day that will live in infamy, the planet Earth launched an antibacterial attack on our civilization. We have no choice but to launch a counterattack on -- wait, what's that...lemony smell? AaAaaGGGHHH!!! *SSPLOOORSH!!!Fizzlefizzle*"

Well, they wouldn't be thinking "*SSPLOOORSH!!!Fizzlefizzle*" because they'd be too dead to think so. Ah...bacterial genocide.
every

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 02:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Suffix on January 08, 2007, 12:41:28 AM
Alien bacteria are special.

Speshal! In this board it's speshal!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 07:07:59 PM »
Today I got down to invading my dusty garage, using all kinds of weapons to kill off the enemy bacteria.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead

« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 07:32:35 PM »
I assume that today I've killed over 1,000,000,000 bacteria today.
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

GiftedGirl

« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 08:13:31 PM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

Sorry. It's just that everyone's responses to this made me laugh. That, and I've never made my text biger before. XD
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2007, 09:32:24 PM »
Aw geez. Another possible war, with foreign bacteria from outer space?

DO NOT WANT.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.
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