Today I had my wackiest misadventure of the year so far.
So me and two of my friends decided to go see Friday the 13th. We ended up getting a refund for various reasons too convoluted to get into here (mainly involving one of us being under 17), and decided to go chill at the local mall. There I got a pizza slice so salty and garlicy (yet delicious) I had to vomit excessively, causing me to crash into he condom machine in the bathroom and get showered with $50 year-old condoms (we took a few, yes). Afterwards we were to meet one of my friend's dad in a McDonalds parking lot. One of my friends got paranoid about crossing the freeway (we'd been playing Frogger the last few miles and basically dodged across half the city, but nothing this scale) and we had to hold hands to get across, but it turned out that there was a miscalculation, and we ended up going to the Chick-Fil-A a half miles back from where we just came.
Good times.