So mario dicided to build and run a chum plantation. The advertizement displayed the words "
It's CHUM! next to a price slashed down .003%! Wow! thats cheaper than the leading brand of chum, But it works even better! in the cornrer was a display of the company mascot, A top-hat-wearin fish head spilling out of a barrel labeled "Chum", with a speech bubble displaying the text "Buy it or I'll eat your baby". Mario became one of the world's leading chum producers and was even up there competing with the world's leading Chup producer. And so... "It's On!"
Next Paragraph: Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn Chum Vs. Chup! "The ultimate battle".
Chum and Chup have entered the ring! Heres the bell... And their off! It looks like their just sitting there, sizing each other up. I sence some movement coming on, Yes the ring has been jacked up on one side to a beautifull 45 degree angle! Amazing! Chum is rolling down the ramp. Oh! It seems Chup wants to take this out of the ring! He's going for the folding metal chair! And chum rolls right into chup! They seem to be mixing together. This is astonishing! The puddle of chum and chup is having some kind of chemical reaction. The puddle is growing! It's--It's... the blob? meh... it's been done. Might as well have been that evil Christine car or whoever it was Looks like it's moving into the audience. Oh how interesting, it can't be stopped, woo hoo... it seems like everyone's dead now. It seems to be heading towards me now. Oh look, It's devouring my legs, this is sooooo interesting.
Edited by - Popple on 4/13/2004 4:13:02 PM