I actually have no broken bones, and I'm good at skiing. The worst thing I can think of happened in 7th grade... *flashback*
It all started when people learned that I really liked chocolate milk. Occasionally, people who perferred soft drinks or sports drinks (How dreadful!) gave their half-pint cartons to me because they didn't want to waste it. Typically, I got 1 or 2 extra per day. But one day... A friend of mine was able to locate many donors. I ended up drinking about 6.3 pints of chocolate milk that day, almost 13 cartons. And this was after lunch, mind you! I found it very hard to walk and extremely hard to sit down again. I felt rather good, but I was also in great pain.
What have I learned?
"Don't eat a big lunch if you're going to drink a chocolate milk marathon!"
EDIT: Forgot to check HTML for the millionth time.
"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry. Unless, of course, you kill yourself through imbibing massive quantities."
- Ian "Suffix"
Edited by - Suffix on 1/13/2005 7:09:55 PM