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Forum Games / Re: My last topic until I finish the rest, Mad pork disease

« on: January 06, 2006, 06:45:10 AM »

He's talking about Peach. Although he's just full of himself. Peach disagrees about the fianse thing.





Mario:Wait Luigi, I have two guys to get rid of, Bowser and this Parker. He said peach was his fianse yeah right.
at daisy castle....

Luigi: Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww............
Mario: Look at this place, it's been raided wi-with....
Luigi: expired pork.....once again, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........................
Mario: I eat meat but not like this.
Luigi: I'm a vegetarian........ This is digusting!!
?:HahHaHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Luigi: Huh?!
Mario: WHO IS IT?!
?: IT IS ME ANTI-LUIARIO!!!!
Mario: Anti- eh.......wha?!
Luigi: Anti-pineapple or something....
?: I'm the most feared guy in the universe!
Luigi: DUDE, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!
Mario: What are you planning?
?: Think about it, meat, mushrooom guys, money, a new year, FOR EVERYONE!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST MUSHROOMS IN THE WORLD! SOON, PEOPLE WILL STOP EATING MEAT IF THEY FIND THIS PLACE! I HAVE COME TO SOLVE THAT! IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR OF MEAT WITH SIDE SERVING OF COW LIVERS AND CHITLETS! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Luigi: That is so nasty. Man, you really are a rookie.
?: NO I'M NOT!!
Luigi: You have a towel with a picture of a fruit bowl filled with meat for a cape and a bib with a lobster on it.
?: So do I, huh? Well, THAT'S IT! MINIONS ATTACK!
Mario: Luigi all the meat's comin' alive!

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Forum Games / Mad pork disease finished please check out

« on: January 05, 2006, 02:55:46 PM »

Bowser: This seems kinda shady of ya mario. Inviting your arch rival to dinner.
Mario: Even enemies can have a good time together once in a while.
Yoshi: Yeah man lighten up.
Bowser: WHAT?! LIGHTEN UP?! YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! IN FRONT OF MY FIANSE YOU KEEP STEALING?! THE NERVE!
Toad: Dude he's telling you to chill.
Bowser: HOW THE HECK CAN I CHILL WHEN I'M A FIRE BREATHING MONSTER?
Luigi: Monster you got that right fatso.
Bowser: WHAT DIS YOU SAY!!!!!!!!?
Luigi: You heard me, Kong.
(B-BEEP! B-BEEP!)
Luigi: Hold that thought. (Answers cell phone.) Hello?
?: HELP ME LUIGI!!!!
Luigi: DAISY?!
Daisy: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...................cxjxcjcvbfdztsevtyasutwertrqeopewpygvbvvpvhuyypbyybevfybhvvfdyuhvreaby ervreter................................
Luigi: W............................ ARE....................REACKING UP!! HUH? DAISY?!!! HELLO?!! DAAAAAAAAIIIIISSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAL......................................zzcxxxxxxxx...................
Luigi: Cell phone's dead. And worse, Daisy's in trouble.

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Forum Games / Please check out my one thread story

« on: January 05, 2006, 02:08:43 PM »

                                                WACKY RACES MARIO STYLE

never mind guys. I'll do it later today. Something screwed up.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Bash Bros. WWE Style

« on: January 05, 2006, 06:43:25 AM »

no one's paying attention to this because it's plaigerized. J-man was the first to come out with this and had similair matches. please close this.

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Forum Games / Re: Nintendo boxing

« on: January 05, 2006, 06:41:09 AM »

It's wierd yet cool. What if you turn it into a Mario version of Rocky. Like do all the rocky movies but using nintendo characters. Example: Mario 3 Mario (rocky) vs DK (Mr.T) Mario 4 yoshi vs Koopa (appallo vs Ivan Drago)


Link begin!
Yoshi punches koopa but misses as Koopa counters with a devastating uppercut as yoshi falls to the ground. But koopa is far from done. He beats on yoshi like drum stick against a drum and Koopa sends a another devastating punch with the impact so great Yoshi dies. Will Mario be able to avenge his fallen former trainer?


something like that








p.s. some of the matches are kinda short, especially the wario vs mario one.

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Forum Games / a new year for the one big unhappy family (please check out)

« on: January 05, 2006, 06:30:11 AM »

In toadstool's castle....
Toad: The shampane is ready guys!
Peach: I can't wait 'til Parker arrives for new years!
Mario: Parker?
Peach: My fianse....
Mario: WHAT?!?! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS!!?
Toad: ummmm........ he's tan, he wears shades, and uhhh....
Mario: NEVER MIND!!
Luigi: Don't be mad mon, it's okay.
(((BR-R-RING!!!! B-B-B-BRING!!!!)))
Luigi: Hello?
Daisy: Good news!
Luigi: YEAH?!
Daisy: Me and my fianse are getting married for new years!!!!
Luigi: (hangs up) WHAT THE CRAP?!?! THIS GUY'S DONE IT NOW MON!!!!
Mario: What's with the jamacian tone?
Luigi: I'm traveling there in two weeks.
Mario: Oh. Well.... anyway.... THESE GUYS HAVE GOT TO GO DOWN EVEN IF IT MEANS RUINING NEW YEARS!!!!
(ding dong)
Peach: HE'S HERE!!
Pizza Toad: Here are the 4 pizzas you ordered mam.
Princess: Oh. It's you. Thank you kind sir.
P.T.: ONLY AT FAT BOY'S!!!! TAKE CARE!!!!
Peach: Is he really coming?
in basement....
Mario: Bombs?
Luigi: Check! 
Mario: Matches?
Luigi: Check! 
Mario: Brass Knuckles?
Luigi: Check! 
Mario: Stick?
Luigi: Check!
Mario: We're all good!


               Will new years be ruined? Is this parker Peach keeps talking about really coming? uigi and Mario lose Peach and Daisy? Who is this mysterious Parker? Next time on a new year for the one big unhappy family!
 

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Forum Games / Re: Welcome to the Story Boards!

« on: January 04, 2006, 02:57:05 PM »

Yep. Big problem. Sorry about that. Although I'm done with now so don't worry. Besides I only check out the stories. I'll probably make one or two. The reason I could never finish the rpgs is because everyone left before I got that chance. So once again, sorry about that.

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Forum Games / Re: New story: add 1/2 a sentence!

« on: September 14, 2005, 05:50:51 AM »

but peach came in and oh my god she was

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Forum Games / Re: Anime/Manga RPG

« on: September 14, 2005, 05:47:30 AM »

I'm Tien from dragonballz!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario's capture

« on: September 05, 2005, 07:01:15 PM »

Luigi: That's cheap!
Surfer dude shoots at Luigi
Peach: Hey! Is that.... MARIO!!
Waluigi: WAit no that's shadow mario! Baby bowser in disguise!
Baby bowser takes his true form
Baby Bowser: Now hand over Peach and M.... Huh? Where's Mario?!
Toad: I'll take care of him! *pulls out baseball bat*
Baby bowser: So a street fight eh? Let's take this outside! *pulls out steelpipe*


Outside....

??: OW!! OUCH!! WAH!! WUH-OH!! DOLT!! AAAAHHHH!! DIIIIEEEEE!!!! HAH!!!! *GAG!!* UHLT!!!!
??: UNCLE! UNCLE!! UNCLE!!UNCUUUUUUULLLLLLLEEEE!!!!
Baby bowser was pinned to the ground by Toad
Toad: He's done.
Yoshi: Now then why are you here?
Baby Bowser: Same old! Capture Peach have Mario try to rescue her but the koopas have a trap layed out! But what the heck's going on?!!?
D.K.: Should I?
Peach: Go ahead.
D.K. Picks him up and tosses him.
Yoshi: If Bowserand crew didn't know,....
Luigi: Then who's really behind the capture??




Edited by - Luigi #98 on 9/6/2005 3:43:20 AM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario's capture

« on: August 24, 2005, 04:17:17 PM »

At the airport,
Surfer guy: Like dude, for the last time move!
Luigi: We still have to go through security!
Surfer guy: I don't care! *pulls out gatling gun and shoots everywhere*

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Forum Games / Re: When dimmensions collide: An RPG

« on: August 23, 2005, 12:45:50 PM »

Koopa Jumps at Rift guardian from behind and attacks with his lightsabre!
Rift Guardian: Hp: 500
Koopa: Oops! It's not even turned on! Man I'm stupid.

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Game Help / Re: help in mario sunshine!

« on: August 23, 2005, 11:04:36 AM »

You should have it by then although I had something like 102 by then. Try to find all the blue coins shines and all that stuff.

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Forum Games / Re: When dimmensions collide: An RPG

« on: August 23, 2005, 10:52:48 AM »

Oh and I choose the lightsabre (it's going to be purple like mace windu's)
My attacks are Shell shocker 16 Dp
whack 3 Dp
Throw shell 20 Dp (his health drops to five for that turn when he does because he only has to wait 3 turns)
Trip enemy 1 Dp(stuns enemy for 1 turn)
Also If I sacrifice half my Fp I can do the move "Calvary". Ibring out Bowser and two other koopas to help out for 2 turns

Edited by - Luigi #98 on 8/23/2005 10:00:32 AM

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Forum Games / Re: When dimmensions collide: An RPG

« on: August 23, 2005, 10:50:43 AM »

I'll be a regular green shelled koopa. I don't know hoew high his stats should be so I'll start at Lv.4 and my stats will be Hp:20
Fp:60